banter soup

A delicious broth made up of only the best banter. Best served scalding hot.

'He just served up a steaming bowl of banter soup'

'She has been dishing out stone cold gazpacho all day'

banter soup by Soup Chef November 12, 2011

Crash Bantercoot 

A banterino with unrivaled banter hailing from banterville. Often abbreviated to simply bantercoot. Reference to the lovable video game character Crash Bandicoot

rick " i cant believe how much banter that bantersaurus rex has"
Louis " yh that guy is some next level crash bantercoot"

Crash Bantercoot by Douchez June 19, 2011

barsteward

a) A polite way of saying bastard word
b) Someone who serves drinks from behind a bar with a smug manner

You are a stupid barsteward

barsteward by Dave July 8, 2003

Fanta Banter 

To say something rude, offensive or otherwise morally/socially objectionable, only to follow it up by taking a drink from a bottle/can of Fanta orangeade. This action renders the previous statement as a simple case of 'Fanta Banter' rather than an offensive statement. People are not allowed to be offended by something if it is Fanta Banter (or Fanta Banta).

Bobby: Hey man, you're a fucking nigger. You're also retarded and fuck ugly and I fucked your dead mother.
Jeff: Hey man, that isn't cool! How could you say such a thing, man?! I-
Bobby: *drinks Fanta*
Jeff: Oh, it's just Fanta Banter. It's cool, man.

Fanta Banter by M. Fallon, Banter Minister September 27, 2013

Bastette 

A motherless child.

Trevor doesn't celebrate Mother's Day ever since his mom o.d.'ed on crack, now he's a Bastette.

Bastette by Maximus Husqvarna January 25, 2017

weakly bastenson 

Some dude that has lost all his energy from waking and baking all the time.

A fellow who is known to have formerly been athletic, who after discovering the pleasures of smoking significant quantities of marijuana, could be jokingly nicknamed "Weakly Bastenson."

weakly bastenson by Chipping Woodlet III April 22, 2006

Twerky Baster 

The act of twerking while one is experiencing an extreme case of explosive diarrhea

Did you hear? Miley Cyrus decided to expand her horizons as an artist and did the Twerky Baster in front of a few canvases. She is selling them as splatter paintings!

Twerky Baster by Rulysniper14 January 1, 2014