goober 

a booger.

Hey Libby, you've got a little goober hanging out your nose.

goober by Iodine April 4, 2004

Goober 

a penis and a goober licker is a person who has oral sex.

You might say.. your a goober.. and then the other person might say your a goober licker and then the other person will say no I'm not and then the OTHER person will say thats the problem

Goober by RamaHater June 25, 2005

goober 

See wordloser/word.

goober by Anonymous May 28, 2003

GOOBER 

An annoying person who reminds me of a white glob of slime.
someone who mistakenly thinks that they are cute and/or funny

"That kid is such a goober, he's really into being stupid"

GOOBER by swiftcamels February 9, 2009

Goober 

Goober is the male's ball sack.

I have this horrible itch on my goober.

Hey, you want to see my goober?

I have a sweaty ass goober bro...

How do you shave your goober?

Goober by Bean Supreme April 17, 2009

Goober 

Someone's private area.
Someone that is goofy.

Stop touching my goober!

Goober by Grace Lynn April 11, 2008

Goober 

This word is a ver offensive term for a nerd or a geeky type person who does'nt have any friends and spends all his or her time on the computer looking up naughty and erotic stuff

"man your a goober"

"look at that goober"

Goober by Maligus July 20, 2008