wandering gnome 

A person who goes over to someone's house and gets so drunk that they get disoriented and think they're in the bathroom, when they're actually pissing in the corner somewhere.

"Hey man...for this party, DON'T invite Russ. The last time he got so shitfaced that he pulled a wandering gnome. What a hog!"

wandering gnome by Hyde43 April 9, 2006

Malibu's most wanted 

white wannabe rapper. See wanksta.

Malibu's most wanted by Alex April 8, 2003

AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted 

One of the greatest albums of all time by ice cube

AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted is an amazing album

AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted by Woowiewoow June 5, 2021

Wanked 

For one too be absolutely and unequivocally mind-fucked. A wanked state of consciousness usually occurs around finals week, when students are reduced to angry twitching wankers.

Wanked can also carry the connotations of being really fucked up on some dank shit.

"Well, I was gonna start studying for my history final but I was way too wanked to pull it off."

"Dude some sticky purp got in last night and i was basically wanked outta my skull"

Wanked by Wankaaaaaaaaaa' March 2, 2010

wander 

Main Entry: wan·der
Pronunciation: 'wän-d&r
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): wan·dered; wan·der·ing /-d(&ring/
Etymology: Middle English wandren, from Old English wandrian; akin to Middle High German wandern to wander, Old English windan to wind, twist
intransitive verb
1 a : to move about without a fixed course, aim, or goal b : to go idly about : RAMBLE
2 : to follow a winding course : MEANDER
3 a : to go astray (as from a course)
4 : usually used by fucking fags named Tyler who have Vaginas

"I'll let my mind wander about who gets to stick it in my vagina today"

"My mind is wandering sexual thoughts of a girl named Candice, to bad she doesn't date guy's with vaginas"

wander by Winnebago September 19, 2006

strong-winded 

If you are strong-winded, your natural gas is of a higher potency than the average person's. The smell can be toxic.

"Dave, you strong-winded mofo, roll down the window before we all pass out."

strong-winded by mc? February 7, 2007

Wander 

The over-pimp. A dude that looks almost like a girl, wears sandals, and will bring a bitch back from the dead.

A sexy beast in a girly-boy sort of way, and yet doesn't possess any of the girly actions, emo dialogue, or any desire to cook his food, use the bathroom, drink water, or have seemingly any present sex drive.

The man that was narrating the lyrics in Rob Zombie's Superbeast.

Dormin: "The price you pay may be heavy indeed..."
Wander: "That doesn't matter."

All that for a dead bitch!? Wander's so fucking hardcore. He'd better get pussy after this.

Wander by Wander January 28, 2008