Oh! Skeletons! 

The Magazine for people who are being chased by Skeletons!

If you are really being chased by skeletons, read Oh! Skeletons!

Oh! Skeletons! by Carlos January 13, 2004

Skeletosis 

Beyond stench. Beyond jank. Beyond traditional halitosis. This funk expelled from the cake hole could perm hair from across a room.

Mr. Smarm woke up, breathed his skeletosis, and melted my butter before it ever hit the toast.

Skeletosis by Chippa Jones December 27, 2005

Crushed Baby Skeletons 

1. A finger-food made from pulverized saltines and kosher salt that is similar to a matzo ball.

2. Bar terminology for powdered sugar.

a. Tim summarily ended his conversation with the democratically elected leader of the Maldives in order to chase down a waiter carrying a plate of crushed baby skeletons.

b. The bar patron casually leaned over and asked to have a fistful of crushed baby skeletons for his vermouth.

Crushed Baby Skeletons by Eric Von Lhomond July 31, 2006

banana skeleton 

When things are going well, your bananas have no bones. When things don't go so well - banana skeletons. Origin: the term is derived from the philosophical teachings of Space Ghost's "I Like Bananas Because They Have No Bones"

Corey: Good practice tonigh
Will : Yeah - no bones.

alternately:

Corey: Tonight practice sucked asscock
Will: Yep, Banana skeletons all up in here.

banana skeleton by ham cannon January 27, 2004

skeleton in a meatsuit 

A super skinny emaciated guy who thinks he's tough. with his skin stretched tightly over his body...showing every bone.

Look at that ridiculous skeleton in a meatsuit. haha he's going to get his ass kicked.

skeleton in a meatsuit by Beetea ND Nakoma June 26, 2019

facebook skeleton 

any pics, or past facebook activity that reveals that a person is/was hideous, goofy, stupid, a loser, ect. i.e. pics via cell phone in mirror, participation in farmville,

He was cute but then I saw a pic of him from two years ago where he had hair highlights. That was one facebook skeleton he should have buried.

facebook skeleton by Dot Woods November 7, 2010

Liam Skelton 

"Crisp. Refreshing. Thirst-Quenching Excitement." -Coca-Cola 2021. Liams everywhere are known for their cool and funny personality. So people named Liam Skelton have that refreshing funny taste to them.

My friend Liam Skelton is such a crisp person.

Liam Skelton by Medium Mac April 27, 2022