1. Shitty president ends his term. Everybody is pretty
PO'd from his actions in office.
2. The candidates are picked. The
one who can spout enough bullshit is picked to be the next president.
3. President makes a bunch of promises about
change and hope. Approval ratings jump.
4. President does something kind of good. Approval ratings climb. Everybody's life if still a piece of
shit, but look, we got this
guy as our president!
5. President doesn't do much of anything. Ratings slightly
drop, but holy
shit, check out who's our president!
(Optional Step) Win a Nobel Peace Prize for no reason. Approval ratings are back up.
6. Passes controversial act/law/ect. that really hurt his ratings. People are also seeing through his promises. Ratings
drop.
7. Continues to do little other than talk and do small things. Ratings go down a tad bit further.
8. REELECTED!! Ratings go up yet again. Repeat a few steps and...
9. Shitty president ends his term. Everybody is pretty
PO'd from his actions in office.