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Ricky Ponting Bum Tap 

The 'Ricky Ponting Bum Tap', aka the ‘RPBT’ is the only known male heterosexual contact with the arse of another heterosexual male currently in existence - introduced by world class cricketer Ricky Ponting himself. The RPBT consists of between 1 and 3 taps or smacking actions to the posterior of one’s counterpart and/or compatriot (of the same sex). This contact rule MUST be strictly adhered to, as any more than 3 taps to the rectal area of another male may cause questions to arise about the sexuality of the tapper carrying out the act.
Papabear - “What a fantastic shot Casper at the game of billiards we are currently playing! Let us celebrate your most impossible shot by employing the act of the ‘Ricky Ponting Bum Tap’, also known as the RPBT, so as to emphasise our masculinity, heterosexuality, and alphaness.”
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finger painting 

1.v.fingering a girl on her rag and then smearing the red, bloody mess on her body, especially her upper thighs.
2.n.designs/pictures on the skin drawn with warm period blood.
1.Man! I totally finger painted Susie last night and then we washed it ff in the shower together.
2.Wow, you really get creative with those finger paintings, dont you Bob?
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Painting Mona Lisa 

Stroking a girl with such skill that she cannot help but moan.
You hear Jill last night? I was painting Mona Lisa.

face painting 

when you are fucking a girl you blow your load on her in a pile so you can dip your mushroom tip in it and use it like a paintbrush to paint the bitch's face, its like a 2nd degree facial.
i gave your mom a good face painting last nite.
face painting by the December 16, 2004
The act of underarm sweat coming through a shirt.
Damn, it's hot in here, look how bad I'm pitting.
pitting by Gankstuh February 10, 2007

painting my nails 

Euphemism for female masturbation originated on the blog max-logic.com.
Most Friday nights I'm at home watching porn and painting my nails
painting my nails by maxlogicfan August 25, 2011