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Under-Miney Meanie Hoe

1) A play on words of Eenie meany miny mo, which is a counting game used to eliminate options.

2) A mean girl type “friend”, typically high school age, who appears friendly on the outside. She will secretly or passive-aggressively undermine you with other girls.

Since she’s a bit of a hoe, she’ll definitely undermine your efforts with decent-looking lads by ‘accidentally’ telling them your secrets.
Jonny is going out with Bree now? I thought you were her friend. What an under-miney meanie hoe”.

“Yeah, he’s going to catch her chlamydia if he’s not careful. Ha! Oops, probably shouldn’t have told you that.”
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Ayy panini, don't you be a meanie 

Some cool lingo that you better unlearn when we break up Jared.
Hey Jared, I need to tell you something. ''Ayy panini, don't you be a meanie''

the meaning of life is... 

The meaning of life is a Monty Python film released in the eighties.
I saw the meaning of life is... a film and was one of the better Monty Python movies.

Melanie Martinez 👑 

An amazing singer/songwriter with an amazing new album , she is very pretty and has a unique makeup style and genre , she loves and cares for all of her fans 💜
Kennedy: do u know Melanie Martinez 👑?
Olivia: yea I went to her concert and she was so sweet

Kennedy: your so lucky

Melanie Martinez 

amazing singer/songwriter with very creepy yet addicting songs.
Person 1: do you listen to Melanie Martinez?
Person 2: Is syrup still syrup in a sippy cup? Hell yeah

Meaniepants 

Possibly the worst insult there is. I am most likely breaking the law by writing this definition. Please only use this insult in a very serious conversation, as anyone who is easily offended will get you punished.
"God, Karen is an actual meaniepants"
"Uh.. You do realize what you just said, right?"
Meaniepants by Babo - B June 6, 2019

Meaning in Hindi 

The popular suggestion upon searching on Google for the 'meaning of (something)'. Followed by the above search will be several search suggestions, the first three being 'in hindi', 'in urdu' or 'in tamil'.

The occurrence for this phenomena is still unknown, but we shall simply assume that most people on this Earth love to specifically search for the meaning of things in Hindi, Urdu or Tamil...
*Searches Google:*
"meaning of bukake"

*Search suggestions:*
"meaning of bukake in hindi"
"meaning of bukake in urdu"
"meaning of bukake in tamil"

*Turns round to ask friend in great ejaculatory curiosity*

"Yo John, why the fuck do so much people search for the meaning in hindi?"

"I don't know Osama, but I got feeling Trump's behind all this..."