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John Wooed

1) In any action movie or video game where a mook is killed in a manner that is stylish and unneccasarily flashy manner.

2) A killing made with a pistol in each hand.

From Hong Kong director John Woo whose trade marks are stylized violence and two fisted pistols.
You just got John Wooed

The cop in Reservoir Dogs was John Wooed.
John Wooed by Andy Galuska May 13, 2004
Related Words
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Wooded up 

Excited, super pumped, erect, aroused.

Can be used in a sexual context, or just in general as a way of saying you are excited and enthusiastic about something
"I am fully wooded up for this party tonight"
"I am not that wooded up for this workout today"
"Who here would be wooded up to work on this project?"
Wooded up by ElTigre January 3, 2015

Back-Wooded 

To be sexually assaulted by a hillbilly in a rural, mountainous setting.
"I heard Kevin was back-wooded by a banjo toting hillbilly named Jim-Bob", said John.
Back-Wooded by Phillphd September 3, 2013
Won and owned combined; to own someone and declare victory.

Origin: an unintentional misspelling of "owned" that backfired (see example).
Bob: My mom caught me masturbating in the washroom today... FML

Jonathan: WONED

Bob: The noob spelled it wrong
woned by Darth Falcon September 13, 2010

pussy wooped 

To be controled by a female.
Female has complete control of what you do, say, who u hang out with, and who you talk to
" Cant go to town tonight, misses wants me to stay home"
"Bro, ur being pussy wooped"
pussy wooped by DNHRDR December 26, 2007

Montreal-wooped 

To be absolutely destroyed by the Canadiens, or a team that has been upset by the team
Pittsburgh was Montreal-wooped because they suck!

Washington won the Presidents Trophy, yet, they were Montreal-wooped and upset by the 8th seed.
Montreal-wooped by mikexd911 May 20, 2010