Southern slang which describes a condition where one is confused, aloof, or just plain stupid. This condition is the anthisis of winding a watch and scratching your ass; which are normal process for any redneck over the age of 50 who is not drunk, stoned, or both.

Damn son, don't just stand there "winding your ass and scratching your watch", flip the hamburgers!

winding your ass and scratching your watch by clintoncousin December 11, 2007

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Windking

Is the king of Wind, Obviously.
The only known identity for this guy is his Yahoo Name
which is Clyde Uzumaki. This guy is also a member of Naruto Viz Forum.

Dude: Its hot here, damn

/windking arrives

Dude: Why is it so cold?.

Windking by Windking August 3, 2010

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Winding

Winding is a dance craze that is basically Newark theme dance. (NOT New York, NEWARK). It involves putting your "Bad" hand, (a.k.a., im a lefty, so my bad hand is my right) behind your back, on your hip, on your chest, or on your stomach. Many people agree that Winding is actually a form of Krumping}. When you wind, or "Kake", as it is called when a boy and girl face off, your hips move in a smooth, un-rigid motion. In 2006, white, female singer, Gwen Stefani, released the song "Wind It Up". Even though a California girl should be rapping about Krumping, the song is now a theme song.

Yo, did you see that bitch and her boy Kaking?

Hey, do you want to start NJing at Nicole's party?

I can Wind better than you!

Jordan started Winding!

Winding by Valeviktorio December 17, 2006

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Shit winding

Shit winding is farting in a more accurate name.

After John ate the mexican burrito, he was shit winding for weeks.

Shit winding by Annafc May 31, 2016

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