Piff Whiffer

One who smells, sniffs, or whiffs little little kids bicycle seats

My convicted next door neighbor is a piff whiffer.

Piff Whiffer by benparfae11 December 9, 2008

Waffer's Wipe 

To retreat to the restroom to wipe the ass after releasing a series of Musty Waffs to eliminate the feeling of a little loose stool and greasy between the cheeks.

Jerry dropped a few Musty Waffs in his cubicle at work. The third one felt a little wet and his ass cheeks felt greasy so he retreated to the restroom where he performed a Waffer's Wipe.

Waffer's Wipe by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2015

wiffed 

- failing to capitalize on an opportunity due to ones own ineptitude or lack of self control
- missing an obvious opportunity due to lack of foresight

1. I would have birdied that hole, but I wiffed a 2 foot put.
2. I should have had that job, but I got really nervous and wiffed the interview.
3. I could have bought business.com back in 2001 for $200 but I wiffed and bought isurelovebusiness.com instead...I just thought it sounded better.

wiffed by theoneDub October 24, 2007

cuddy wifter 

A left-handed person. Old English slang.

He's not right-handed, he's a cuddy wifter.

cuddy wifter by junky January 31, 2005

nelly whiffer

A person that goes around sniffing the seats on ladies bicycles.

Where's Brad? Oh, he's out by the bicycle rack again.... he's such a nelly whiffer!

nelly whiffer by fornbornft March 23, 2014

Weenie Whiffer 

A homosexual male.

Chrithtopher ith a weenie whiffer.

Weenie Whiffer by sbo March 7, 2009

Wifter

The Wifter is a small joint, opposit to a Bifter. Wifters are often rolled by begginers or pussyoles.

Rah boy i aint smoking no Wifter, I wanna get thrust!

Check this manz rolled some next Wifter.

Wifter by Ricky Allsop June 21, 2008