Whittlesey 

A kinda shit town near Peterborough, Cambridge. Has too many hairdressers, fuck all to do and filled with Year 7s who breathed in some second hand weed smoke and now think that they are gangsters. Most of the boys and even some of the girls have the meet me behind mcdonald's haircut. Also, kids in their early teens/preteens shag in the park. (Also has a shit 'railway station' that's not long enough to fit a whole train in and you have to go to the front 2 carriages to get out)

Whittlesey's pretty shite, ain't it

Whittlesey by ThatRandomFangirl May 8, 2018

t'whittle 

v. to edit a finished Tweet or SMS text message with the goal of reducing the content to 140 characters or less.

cont.: "text" and "whittle".

1. Conversational:

Bill: Are you still sending that text message? What's taking so long?
Sam: I have to t'whittle it.

2. The message:

Good Morning! I saw you last night but didn't get a chance to say "Hi!" I hope your trip was successful and that you'll be joining us this Saturday at Phil and Jenny's place after the kids finish their rehearsal.

is t'whittled to become:

G'morning! Saw you last night from afar, hope your trip was good. We're @ Phil and Jenny's this Sat. after rehearsal, you?

t'whittle by ctrlU November 11, 2011

whistled

The stage before getting pissed almost like a psychic perminition of getting completely rat-arsed, derives from being giddy and excited and always makes you look a bit like a drunk before you've even touched the drink.

Lewis:"Dude were guna get pissed tonite!!!"

Thomas:"how you know?"

Lewis:"cos im fkin whistled!!!"

whistled by dopey-33 March 30, 2009

whistledick

A dick so small it resembles a referee's whistle.

"Hey, where's whistledick?"

whistledick by yno May 10, 2005

whittle 

- cut small bits or pare shavings from.

to whittle a piece of wood, to whittle a pencil, to whittle off

whittle by Maxims June 25, 2007

whittle 

a person who can handle large amounts of intoxicants and still hold thier ground...someone who is side by side with you in the trenches while you are fighting boredom....

Everyone was passed out ...thank god for whittle....

whittle by whitlewolf penis November 5, 2010

whittle springs

when your ass perspires after long erotic anal intercourse sessions.

after mary had long erotic anal intercourse she experienced whittle springs.

whittle springs by tickaya May 23, 2006