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Whittlesey

A kinda shit town near Peterborough, Cambridge. Has too many hairdressers, fuck all to do and filled with Year 7s who breathed in some second hand weed smoke and now think that they are gangsters. Most of the boys and even some of the girls have the meet me behind mcdonald's haircut. Also, kids in their early teens/preteens shag in the park. (Also has a shit 'railway station' that's not long enough to fit a whole train in and you have to go to the front 2 carriages to get out)
Whittlesey's pretty shite, ain't it
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Whittlesey

The small town in Cambridgeshire near Peterborough
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whittlesford

The land of farmers and christians, just off duxford.
Anyone who doesn't read the whittlesford newsletter is branded a non-believer and/or satanist.
"Hey wanna go to the park?"

"Can't, it's whittlesford dude, we'll get crucified."
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reed whittlsley

silly little nerd,very goofy
that guy is such a reed whittlsley
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Whittlesea Railway Station

2 small platforms claiming to be a railway station in the town of Whittlesey, Cambs, UK.
Only served by a train every 2 hours it's a joke of a service.
It features a 30 year old beach shelter, lights, gates and a sign.
Ample Parking though!
A whole train cannot stop there as the platform is too short.
Now arriving at Whittlesea Railway Station.
Please move forward to the front two carriages or you won't be able to get off!
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whittley

She is a mystery, unlike any other and not easily defined she fits in every box and belongs to none.
That Whittley
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