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Jim Welsh 

He walks around gas stations in a trench coat and he grabs the sandwiches and uses them as puppets locals say
(issacwhy character)
person: Holy crap its Jim welsh

Jim welsh: Hello its me Jim Welsh
Jim Welsh by quri1q August 23, 2022
Related Words

Welpskin 

Welpskin: A person who quite vacantly floats through life without really doing anything unless being prompted to by someone else, when confronted with orders to do something for themselves they tend to try and weasel their way out of it and just do a slack job resulting in annoying those around them. A welpskin never makes an effort to change their ways because they get a kick out of annoying their family/peers to the point where everyone around them accepts that they are dealing with a 'welpskin' and treats them like the slacker they are.
Axel: How long have you had that car in the drive for?

Anthony: About... a year and a half

Axel: and you haven't learnt to drive it yet? why not?

Dan: Because he's too much of a WELPSKIN to get out of bed, he'd much rather wallow in his own filth if he has a choice. You are a welpskin, what are you?

Anthony: I'm not a welpskin, I could learn if I wan....(cut off mid sentence)

Dan: YOU ARE A WELPSKIN, WHAT ARE YOU?

Anthony: fine, I'm a welpskin.
Welpskin by Barry 'ratboy' Bignor October 29, 2010
Mythical period of Elon time by when a Tesla feature will be implemented
FSD Beta button is coming in 2 weeks
2 weeks by TSLAQQ July 2, 2021

weltschmerz 

german word (welt=world, schmerz=pain) that has found its way into the english language. a term that describes melancholy or better the state of sadness about all the things going wrong in this world, sadness about sadness etc.
"Whassup with Toby, he's looking so sad and staring into the campfire for like an hour...?!"
"Oh, just weltschmerz"
weltschmerz by Toby german dude August 3, 2005

2 more weeks 

Said to someone when they predict something that they think will certainly happen "soon" (i.e. "2 more weeks") but it's just as likely *not* to happen soon
The Government: "If everyone obeys us, we will all get to go back to normal soon!"
Me: "2 more weeks..."

Some guy on the Internet: "War will happen with (insert country name) soon, it's so obvious what they're doing to anger us!"

Me: "2 more weeks..."

Some pundit: "The former president will use the military to come back to power again, just you wait and see!"

Me: "2 more weeks..."
2 more weeks by bearfrog January 20, 2022

a shit welsh teacher 

Mrs baily is a shit welsh teacher