Warp 

Warp (Wourp) is a amount of time passed in ten hours

It took me 1 and a half warps to finish painting the house

Warp by Timothy j kutchinski October 4, 2017

warp 

Travelling at speeds faster than light (usually in space), many sci-fi movies have warp-capable spaceships, all of which require some sort of warp core (which, as the name suggests, enables the object to travel at warp speeds).

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warp by fmate2006 August 30, 2019

Warp 

When you are extremely high or drunk that you appear instantly in your bed.

Last night I drank so much I warped.

Warp by VoidJuiceMan December 5, 2020

Warp 

A hairy assed man who enjoys peanut butter and jelly wraps.

Warpy Mac loves peanut butter and jelly wraps.

Warp by The rouging rat August 13, 2024

warp zoning

A reference to Super Mario Brothers in which a player would skip several levels in order to achieve the ultimate objective of saving the princess. More generally, it refers to someone who wants to achieve a goal more easily than he otherwise could by stacking the odds in his favor or by skipping steps that would ordinarily be required.

By joining forces with Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh, Lebron James is warp zoning himself to a championship.

warp zoning by Hank Thompkins December 9, 2011

Warp and Woof 

Noun. The underlying structure on which something is built; a base or foundation. This expression, used figuratively since the second half of the 1500s, alludes to the threads that run lengthwise (warp) and crosswise (woof) in a woven fabric.

"profound dislocations throughout the entire warp and woof of the American economy" (David A. Stockman).

Warp and Woof by IAMDAOZ November 7, 2008

Warp Touring it 

When one goes without showering for days or possibly weeks. Similar to what bands on Warped Tour do because of lack of showers.

Mike: I've been Warp Touring it since last Friday!

Adam: Dude, go take a shower already, you smell like ass.

Warp Touring it by abpersonality February 11, 2010