The Wallie

When you and your girl are having sexual intercourse and you secretly braid her pubic hair to yours for maximum overdrive togetherness.

"Damn! We broke up because I tried to pull The Wallie and accidentally ripped her pubes out!"

The Wallie by Not Wallie March 26, 2016

Penne wallie

(Pea-nee wahl-lee)

1. Meaning soft or flaccid penis limpdick limp dick

2. A floppy, badly rolled blunt.

I was hooking up with this guy last night and I left early because he had had a penne wallie.

This blunt is a penne wallie.

Penne wallie by Chillary Hiinton February 2, 2019

Bobby Wallie

A bobby wallie is a complete sweetheart. He puts others before himself and has a soft heart made of gold. He is super outdoorsy and loves going for long drives. A bobby wallie is super tall, like his knees will be at his chin in a bath. A bobby wallie has super great Messi skills and is a a+ clay shooter. A bobby wallie is super brave as he has gone through so much, I mean he was attacked by a shark!!! But realistically, he Was in a terrible accident and is a living angel. A Bobby wallie is someone special, so never let a wallie go.

Bobby wallie!!!!!!

Bobby Wallie by Lilblondey888 March 31, 2019

phone-keys-wallet 

the quick mental checklist that all men go through before they go anywhere. very useful when high or intoxicated. the order of the 3 items may change from man to man.

Guy 1: hey man you wanna go get some KFC?
Guy 2: yeah...hang on.... phone-keys-wallet,......alright lets go

phone-keys-wallet by moodybluesman April 1, 2009

Wallet rape 

see steam sale

It's Steam Christmas Sale.
Wallet rape is imminent.

Wallet rape by Shezzar January 8, 2014

Walletosis 

A condition or state of something that is a waste of time or of no use, straying from one subject to another that has no relevancy to the current topic.

Berman is seriously turning into Wallet. Not nearly that level, but he is definitely showing early signs of Walletosis.

Walletosis by heater26 March 7, 2014

Prison wallet 

The anal cavity of a convict, used to store valued possessions like drugs and weapons. Keistering is the fine art of stashing and withdrawing items from the prison wallet.

How'd he get that shit past security?
Easy, he just stashed it in his prison wallet.

Prison wallet by K. Washington July 26, 2016