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Cheeky Vimto 

A Girls Drink,

Some men often drink "Cheeky Vimto's" and some men would often hit these men for doing so.

Drinking "Cheeky Vimto's" is known as a sign to other men drinking "Cheeky Vimto's" when they want to fun love each other.

Girls Drink..... all the way.
Cheeky Vimto - A Drink normally associated with Gay Boys
Cheeky Vimto by Cheeky Vimto January 20, 2009

Cheeky vimto 

An absolutely massive jug of Port mixed with a WKD.

The cheeky vimto is a popular beverage for poor or middle class citizens. Although it is a popular choice in the north, it does contain side effects such as, beer goggle syndrome and short term memory loss.
Let's have a jug of cheeky vimto so we don't have to keep goin' bar...
Cheeky vimto by Lilmiss_gobby August 21, 2016

magic vimto

take a double measure of port in a pint glass; pour in a bottle of blue WKD; top up to the pint with lemonade.

Looks like Vimto, tastes like Vimto, lands on your nervous system like an ounce of morphine.
magic vimto by Al February 5, 2005

Lilith’s Vimto 

Lilith’s Vimto (noun):

When a guy decides to turn a romantic evening into a chaotic science experiment by dipping his penis in Pop Rocks and pounding a chick on her period. The resulting fizzy, sticky effluent looks eerily like Vimto.
"Dude, last night was wild... ended up sticking my nob in Pop Rocks and shagging this lass on the blob. It all went Lilith’s Vimto mate, we had to burn the bed sheets.”

Hopcat Victory

When you win at anything, but you didn’t deserve the win or you simply cheesed a win
Peter won the match of smash bro’s only because my recovery is trash.

Peter replies with “Now that’s what I call a hopcat victory

McCarthy’s Victory 

McCarthy’s Victory — the modern equivalent of a Pyrrhic Victory wherein one wins a single battle in such a devastating way that it causes the war to be lost. This term is an example of historical displacement.

The original term “Pyrrhic victory” was coined by Plutarch to commemorate the disastrous victory of King Pyrrhus of Epirus over the Romans in 279 BCE. Casting what must be thought of as the original “shade”, Plutarch spoke the following words in his writings through the mouth of Pome’s opponent:

Alia victoria sic est et hoc bellum ego perdam

Meaning: Another victory like this and I will lose this war.

Historical displacement is a phenomena that occurs when a major fuck-up — or victory — is surpassed in a more recent time.

The term “Pyrrhic victory” first appeared in the English language somewhere between 1880 and 1885. As a neologism it has stood unchallenged — somewhat based on the idea that no one could ever fuck up as badly as King Pyrrhus of Epirus.

History was wrong.

Or, to put Plutarch’s words into Kevin McCarthy’s mouth:

Alia victoria sic est et hoc bellum ego perdam.

To which I add:

Adfers quod volebas, tigris; Quomodo gustat?

Which means: You got what you wanted, tiger; How does it taste?
Teacher to the honor’s history class of Barack Obama Highschool in the year 2097:

“The term McCarthy’s Victory replaced the more classical term

Pyrrhic Victory as a neologism on January 6th 2023 — ironically on the 1st annual anniversary of the insurrectionist attack on our then Capitol, Washington D.C. This is an example of what is known as historical displacement — or to use a more colloquial term from that era “throwing shade”,