Utila 

Noun:

The most beautiful island off the coast of Honduras. The Cinderella of the Caribbean. Residents are called Utilians and such the native tongue is Utilian. It's a mixture of English and sing-song dialect of the Caribbean. Undisputed Paradise on Earth.

I am so ready to go back to Utila!
-Dude, you just got back. You have to go back to work.
Who needs work when you got Utila, and some of the best baleadas in the world!

Utila by Logito February 1, 2014

utility wank 

Masturbation, not initiated out of sexual arousal, but to achieve a goal, like relieving pressure or to become tired.

I couldn't sleep, so I utility wanked.

I wasn't even horny, it was just a utility wank so I could go to sleep.

utility wank by Germaggeddon January 9, 2013

utility nail 

When you let a fingernail grow (usually the thumb or index finger) so it's just long enough to perform handy tasks.

This can be useful for opening packages, scraping stuff, picking your nose (if you're so inclined), self defense, plucking a stringed instrument, itching scratches... etc.

Guy 1: Hey Bill, do you need some scissors to open that box?
Bill: That's ok, I have my utility nail.

Bill proceeds to puncture the plastic with his utility nail then rip open the rest of the box.

Sue noticed a spot of dried crud on her project just before turning it in. Luckily, she had her utility nail and was able to scrape it off.

utility nail by ichigodesuka June 2, 2009

en temps et lieux utiles 

an English translation of a French phrase meaning

"when the time, place, context and/or circumstances are appropriate for one to learn/know/understand something"

son: Dad, I'd like to learn how to drive a car, my older brother who is 16, is learning how to drive. Why can't I?

father: Oh. you'll learn en temps et lieux utiles, all right but, at age 13, you are definitely not old enough. now, go to bed.

en temps et lieux utiles by Uncle Dimma April 12, 2013

Utilitarian 

Thanos. No one else preaches fairness and equality more than the purple man himself.

The one and only utilitarian is Thanos himself

Utilitarian by Thanthannosnos April 26, 2019

Utility Closet

The utility closet, or "U.C." as it is otherwise commonly known, is the location of the fuse box, water heater, and power source for any house in Frindel Lane and/or Overlook Lane. They are commonly used for nighttime hangouts, and more often, areas for blaze sessions involving marijuana in many forms, such as a blunt, bong (see Jerome Baker), bowl, joint, spliff, steamroller, or marijuana-laden brownies.

"Let's go out back to the utility closet before all out."

"Where's Judd? I think he's back out at the U.C."

Utility Closet by LeBong James September 30, 2004

Utilitarian edgelord 

A person that has to come up with an extreme hypothetical to justify an action (that is commonly known as immoral) under utilitarianism. Often used to get away with edgy comments and not focus on the issues that those actions have in our current society.

Person 1: "Well, technically rape is morally neutral. If you could save all of humanity from an alien invasion by raping this one girl that would be a moral good"
Person 2: "Shut the fuck Steve, anything can be justified by incredibly stupid hypotheticals, you are just being a utilitarian edgelord"

Utilitarian edgelord by AbbyV June 20, 2021