Utila 

Noun:

The most beautiful island off the coast of Honduras. The Cinderella of the Caribbean. Residents are called Utilians and such the native tongue is Utilian. It's a mixture of English and sing-song dialect of the Caribbean. Undisputed Paradise on Earth.

I am so ready to go back to Utila!
-Dude, you just got back. You have to go back to work.
Who needs work when you got Utila, and some of the best baleadas in the world!

Utila by Logito February 1, 2014

Pubic utility 

One who serves a wide range of the community sexually, may be thought of as a pubic utility!

Juan has been sexually involved with so many community members, he is thought to be a pubic utility!

Pubic utility by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

Utility gay 

Used by really hot straight guys to describe a gay dude who provides decorating and cleaning services to them because the Gay dude has a crush on him.

Bro 1: Hey Bro all your laundry is folded and there's towels in the bathroom. 'Sup?

Bro 2: Bro I finally got a date with Savanna so I had my utility gay fix stuff.

Bro 1: Bro...dude there are appetizers in your fridge.

Bro 2: Bro...Utility Gay!

Utility gay by ThugGuzzler January 1, 2019

Joe Rogan Utility Belt 

Fanny pack

I don't want someone to make fun of my fanny pack, so I call it a Joe Rogan utility belt.

Joe Rogan Utility Belt by JoshuaKevinPerry October 11, 2012

Utica Face 

A native of Utica, NY who exhibits an expresionless look of despair and emptiness, arising from having spent an entire lifetime in Utica. It is the expression of having lost all hope and the realization that they will never be able to get out of that awful city.

Are you bored and depressed, or is that just your Utica Face?

Utica Face by Euorgos August 20, 2013

Crossover Utility Vehicle 

A vehicle type strongly based on the mini-van geared toward baby boomers and soccer moms who deny their natural aging and can not come to terms with owning a mini-van.

"It's not a mini-van its a crossover utility vehicle"

Crossover Utility Vehicle by Ersatz February 18, 2010

Utica Degree 

Basically a synonym for nepotism, this word derives from Utica, NY (a city of approx. 60,000 in Central NY) where high-paying jobs are widely asserted to be obtained through family and acquaintance connections rather than through education and proven experience. These illegally acquired jobs often come with various perks and kickbacks that are as questionable as the means used to obtain the job.

Who is the new superintendent of schools?
I don't know, some nobody with a Utica degree. I heard he got the job because he was the brother of the board president.

Where did the VP of the bank go to college?
Nowhere. He's got a Utica degree so he didn't need to go to college.

Why is that arson detective able to afford a Hummer and a $600,000 house in New Hartford?
I don't know, he probably has a Utica degree.

Utica Degree by Jamallerian October 13, 2007