pull an upstream 

Also known as "pull an upstream".
Used when referred to an organization or individual abruptly leaving without letting the public know, causing confusion, anger, and tons of lost data.
This referred to "Upstream Sea", a person who ran a Minecraft hosting company called SlothHost, which he left to die out.

Guy 1: Did you see that Tomas disappeared?
Guy 2: Dang, I never knew he'd pull an upstream.

pull an upstream by slothpw February 25, 2021

Swim Upstream 

Euphemism for anal sex.

Brooooooh that slut let me swim upstream last night. Water was a little muddy though if you know what I mean.

She told me I could swim upstream tonight. I railed them intestines.

Swim Upstream by Dick Onchin October 15, 2020

shitting upstream

In literal terms, it is the act of defecating against the current of a body of water because the circumstances of the situation offer the individual no other option but to poop right then and there in the river. This messy situation, having to poop while submerged in water, is exacerbated by the poor choice of the individual to defecate with his/her backside facing upstream. The current then pushes the feces back in the direction of the defecator and thus makes this already messy situation much messier. In an everyday scenario, this expression means to attempt to improve a desperate situation but in doing so, make the situation worse for oneself.

Example:

Dude 1: How’d it go with Kelly last night? You finally get to bone her before you left for school?
Dude 2: No, I made it worse.
Dude 1: How?
Dude 2: Got myself into the friend zone. I heard she was more into sensitive guys so I tried really hard to be sensitive around her. She ended up telling me I'm a really good person and we should just be friends. I was shitting upstream, man. Now there’s no chance we’re gonna bone, even when we come home for winter vacation.

shitting upstream by PTouch August 21, 2009

don't go swimming upstream 

phrase

Don't make something harder than it has to be.

That girl isn't worth your time, don't go swimming upstream.

Just study or you'll be swimming upstream.

don't go swimming upstream by fargun October 5, 2025

Upstreaming 

The act of walking quickly towards an approaching taxi cab so as to hail and enter it before someone else who is obviously waiting nearby for the same taxi.

Larry: What you upstream me?
Upstreaming Lady: Everybody upstreams you idiot, you don't just stand there like a jackass.
Larry: That's anarchy we need some rules!
Upstreaming Lady: Whatever! (flips the bird as cab drives away)

Upstreaming by NYCurbedFan February 14, 2012

Going up stream 

When a individual inserts their fist into a mans penis.

I was going up stream last night when he pissed all over my face.

Going up stream by EA-Borts February 22, 2020

Upstreaming 

Upstreaming (V.): When one fills the asshole of their partner with water then fucks the water out of said asshole.

Sure white water rafting is cool but you ever try upstreaming?

I used to date someone who was into upstreaming. That shit can change your life.

Upstreaming by ............D0 September 12, 2019