Uniform Dickstribution 

When during a threesome you insert your cock in each vagina/anus the same amount of times and for the same amount of time.

Sebaastian: Last night Medzhnun uniformly dickstributed his cock during a Turkish threesome.

Dimitri: I prefer Normal Dickstribution over Uniform Dickstribution because like it I look like a real bell end.

Uniform Dickstribution by Hulk19 July 29, 2019

Uniformation 

An act of making any situation really boring. Most likely found in schools and libraries.

-Hey, you going to the library after school?
-No. Libraries are Satan's asshole.
-Why?
-Have you seen all the uniformation there? Disgusting.

Uniformation by Elye. July 24, 2015

unifestation 

The Unified Manifestation of Love, Peace, and Harmony, by Uniting the Spirit of light within the Universal Collective.

As the World sheds its final days of darkness, the Unifestation of Spirit shines Light manifesting Love, Peace, and Harmony within the Universal Collective.

unifestation by "From The Heart Of A LION" December 30, 2020

Unity Jr High 

Has 2 sides. One is the east side and the other is the west side. West side is for 7th graders and a couple 20 8th graders. The east side has all 8th graders and a few 7th graders. 4 floors in the whole school. Fights daily and lots of drama. People getting oss(out school suspension) ada(alternative day assignment) iss(in school suspension) There is always kids giving shit load of attitude and disrespecting teachers. There is a principal that be looking like chucky and aint no one like her. All the girls are technically hoes because they cheat on they boyfriend. All the boys be fuckboys. They be acting like they all gangster but ain’t shit. Great place if you want to lose your V-card. Get STD’s. School was in the news because there was people smoking weed. Peoples having sex in the bathrooms. Condoms everywhere. Fights. Etc. Everyone smokes and if u aint got good stuff people make fun of you. Just how this school is. WELCOME TO UNITY JR HIGH

Everyone in Unity Jr High be hoes

Unity Jr High by udontneedaknowmyname May 6, 2019

uniform chaser 

A person (usually a woman) who seeks out members of the military, either for sexual purposes or with the intent to get into a paperwork marriage to receive military dependent benefits. Commonly found in towns/cities surrounding military bases/posts. These sorts are attracted to the uniform and the prestige surrounding said uniform as opposed to the person wearing it, resulting in frequent infidelity and high divorce rates within the military.

Soldier 1: Did you hear about what happened to Sarge?
Soldier 2: No, what happened?
Soldier 1: He caught that uniform chaser he got hitched to a few years back banging his brother.
Soldier 2: Poor Sarge...you'd think he'd have known better.

uniform chaser by jepleure November 16, 2009

uniformed panty raid

These are the secret panty raids that uniformed workmen go on when you are at work. Ever notice a creamy substance all over your panties on water softener day? How about when the you left the key for the cable guy? Were your bras and panties all stretched out and sticky? Thought so.

"I just know that softener man splooged in my silks last Wednesday. Those uniformed panty raids are increasing."

uniformed panty raid by running out of patience April 8, 2008

Unicycle Sam 

Jtown's most popular attraction. Such an amazing unicyclist his sets go for not 1, not 2, but 3 whole hours. Rides around with a little monkey attached to a chain and yells "WILD MONKEY" and gets the kids going crazy. May or may not have injured pedestrians. 40% chance he is addicted to heroin (this is Jtown after all). Notable appearances include the 2013 NUC in Butler PA and the 2017 Potatofest in Ebensburg PA. Popular with the players of the online videogame TagPro.

Unicycle Sam screams at the kids "WILD MONEKY WILD MONKEY!!!" while noshing on some chicken balls

Unicycle Sam by xXLoNgIsLaNdGaLXx September 26, 2017