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I can't stop you from trying ... Once

A good answer to a violent threat, if you can back it up!
I see you fingering a weapon in your jacket, so go on ... I can't stop you from trying ... Once.

zone typing

when typing, you instinctively know where on the keyboard sits a given key, and you ready the designated finger for that zone – but you still have to look, in order to avoid a typo-ridden text.
People without training usually start out with the one-handed hunt and peck technique, and gradually progress to the two-handed, knowing-what-you’re-doing-looking, zone typing.

Ben Trying 

A Christian movie from the early 1980s produced by Bill Gravestock, and featuring Little Richard and Shane & Carol Fagan.
I saw Ben Trying in 1985 and got saved.
Ben Trying by Hicab October 29, 2017

brady typing

When you type each key on a keyboard one at a time in an unbearably slow manner aka hunt and peck typing Named for Brady Haran of the Hello Internet podcast.
Wait a minute Grey I’ll just check Wikipedia for the exact number of fatalities from that tragic plane crash

Several minutes later

“Wow Brady are you Brady typing! We’ll be here all year”

a horrible pixelated shot of an underdeveloped highschool freshman in their underwear trying their best to make a seductive face 

The default picture used by over 84% of users of the popular networking site myspace (See definition #4).
-Man, she looks fine!
-Can't you tell? That's a horrible pixelated shot of an underdeveloped highschool freshman in their underwear trying their best to make a seductive face, dude.

Trying to hold this wood 

A pickup line used on girls in Marbella that has a 100% success rate.
"Alright girl, where you from? I have an apartment 5 minutes away. You trying to hold this wood?"