Pork Scotch trousers 

Boring, sensible black trousers with flaps over the back pockets. Worn by fat security guards who go out with men in drag, these trousers send people to sleep just by looking at them.

What the hell is fatboy wearing?

Pork Scotch trousers. Boring aren't they? Its the flap that does it.

<snore>

Pork Scotch trousers by Flappy Dickwad May 18, 2009

trouser weiner 

The result of pulling the end of your shirt through your undone flies to a lenghty extent, then partially zipping the trousers up, leaving the shirt to stand erect as if it were a weiner poking through. Especially effective when practised on buses, in full view of pedestrians and other passengers.

I enjoy shocking passers-by by hip-thrusting my bulging trouser weiner.

trouser weiner by Mattyhoo December 26, 2006

trouser gravy 

Trouser Gravy is ejaculate. Aka Jizz, Splooge, Cum, etc.

Brenda: Man, I could really go for some trouser gravy in my fuzzy mimosa right now!

trouser gravy by brianxymox January 30, 2008

mumble trousers 

Noun. Syn.camel toe, Trousers that are snug fitting in the groin area. So snug in fact that you can practically see the labia (i.e. camel toe). "You can see her lips moving but you can't hear what she's saying". Can be lycra or spandex, but are most often ill fitting pants possibly with pleating on the front, or just REALLY tight jeans.

I was down at the Ghetto Mart today buying cracky snacks and this hoochie came in with her mumble trousers on. One of the guys looked at me knowingly and winked before saying to the hoochie, "What I can't hear you?". She unwittingly blinked and continued to gab away on her cell phone, as she purchased a pack of KOOL cigaretts and a Diet Coke.

mumble trousers by DJ Willow From Paris December 23, 2007

trouser cat

Female genitalia

I would really like to see her trouser cat.

trouser cat by Swollencorn June 9, 2016

milking the trouser snake

Masturbating, jerk off, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, beat the meat, whacking the pug, etc. etc.
Manually stimulating your penis with your hand to achieve orgasm.

"Mom walked in while I was milking the trouser snake."

milking the trouser snake by keifermail July 12, 2009

trouser-rouser 

a big hardon in your pants

every time she takes her top off it's a real trouser-rouser

trouser-rouser by woodpile January 20, 2010