Trench Surgery 

Any informal surgical procedure conducted by friends or family with unorthodox, unclean and oftentimes inadequate tools.

Usually, the said procedure relieves very little symptoms and leaves you in more pain than when you started.

Bloke 1: “Asked my mum to get a massive splinter out of my foot. She used toenail clippers and just ended up pushing it in further.”

Bloke 2: “Ahh the old Trench Surgery didn’t go as planned hey?”

Trench Surgery by BoiBoi747 March 23, 2021

Trench sex 

Digging your buddy from his grave and fucking him heinie style with mouth to mouth

Trench sex was a good point ...but I don’t get paid for this!

Trench sex by Delite February 10, 2018

trench surprise 

When someone comes over in JUST a trench coat on and nothing else underneath.

Lola came over with a trench surprise just for me.

trench surprise by Sickassname_69 April 22, 2018

Trench Stench 

male's urethra or man's place between the arse

Do you hear it he was masturbating his trench stench with a pen!

Trench Stench by wattawat September 19, 2020

Bavarian Trench Shot

When a women pulls her shirt down as if she is flashing, but does not expose any nipple.

Man 1: Dude, Marissa flashed me last night.
Man 2: I bet she has pancake nipples.
Man 1: Couldn't tell ya, she gave me a Bavarian Trench Shot.

Bavarian Trench Shot by Pretty boy Steve December 2, 2013

trench coat surprise

A female/male in a trench coat , but completely naked underneath!

Omg dude last night Jess gave me a trench coat surprise so freaking hot !!

trench coat surprise by iamjesus November 23, 2017

Trench Coat Season 

Wearing a long coat with pockets, usually there is lingerie or nothing underneath. The woman wears this coat to visit paying playmates.

It's trench coat season.

Trench Coat Season by Raq56789 September 15, 2025