Tennessee Tommy knocker 

a sexual act performed when a consenting woman is on the floor ass up in the air and face of the carpet, then the man standing on the bed or any elivated platform and performs a belly flop of sorts with a hard cock with the hopes of finding one of the holes of said woman.

Betty sure does walk funny after Joe landed a Tennessee Tommy knocker in her ass.

Tennessee Tommy knocker by Tucker from Tennessee December 8, 2010

Bommyknocker 

1. Bommyknocker: Two people in bed, at least one of whom must be male, the man rolls over towards his partner, causing his penis to 'flop' onto their leg or belly.

2. Bommyknocker substitution: Slapping somebody on the leg using your outside arm, indicating that they have just been figuratively cockslapped.

3. Verbal Bommyknocker: Using all of your tact and wit to orally wang-whack your unsuspecting foe.

1. "Look, we're just friends, sharing this bed tonight does not give you the right to Bommyknocker me."

2. "I'm gonna kill that bastard for Bommyknockering me!"

3. "Your momma. Bommyknocker!"

Bommyknocker by SamecksDiamond January 20, 2004

Tommyknockers

Male breasts, man boobs, often covered with hair. Floppy, allowing the dude to easily pass the pencil test. Decidedly unattractive.

Joe: Look at the tommyknockers on that jogger!

Sue: Eww! He should at least put on a shirt before going out in public.

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Buffy: Ohmygawd! Our sweaty lawn guy has more cleavage than I do. His tommyknockers are bigger than my knockers!

Tommyknockers by Syrotica June 19, 2011

Tommy Knocker 

an adolescent who rings a doorbell in anticipation that the aged residents might come out in there underware waving a gun or claiming to have personal connections with the mayor 2) the funnest experience you will ever know 3) a person who can wake the dead with the sound of his slapping balls

Old Man McGinty: We got a tommy knocker round these parts. I swear if i get chance I'll blow his head clean off his fuckin' shoulders

Tommy Knocker by Tommy Knocker December 13, 2004

tommy knocker 

a popular soft drink with several different flavours including cream soda, and orange. sold in many canadian convenience stores.

Man, this tommy knocker really hits the spot.

tommy knocker by jason biggs June 12, 2002

Tommy-Knocker 

Tommy-knocker is when a guy analy fingers a woman with his middle finger, while sucking his thumb on that same hand simultaneously.

That girls ass is so fine. I'd like to give her a quick tommy-knocker

Tommy-Knocker by kishwa tempo February 16, 2014

mommyknocker 

n. a motherfucker from Maine.

A guy who boosts your lobster traps is a real mommyknocker, eh?

mommyknocker by El Martillo January 11, 2009