timelined

a verb, to have something forced upon you that you didn't ask for....from the Facebook timeline page set-up that many people didn't want

"My girlfriend timelined me to go see Ted

timelined by docbernie August 3, 2012

img-timeline 

On forums such as Something Awful, a picture that tells a user that something is old news. Even mentioning the file name gets the point across.

Poster 1: Hey guys, here's a link to this cool YouTube video!

Poster 2: img-timeline

img-timeline by He of One Letter December 27, 2009

Timeline Jock 

A facebook user who checks your timeline for posts frequently, but never comments on your posts, likes your posts or contacts you.

Wait you know about every post on my facebook page but you never comment on my posts, like my posts or contact me? Are you secretly jocking me? Are you a Timeline Jock?

Timeline Jock by Outstandin February 6, 2012

Tillie Nutter 

A deliciously scrumptious donut with chocolate icing and small walnut chunks.

I will take one glazed donut and two tillie nutters.

Tillie Nutter by Colin Sherrill June 16, 2008

Tillie

A person sooo beautiful and amazing. You can't fault a Tillie. Most men get erections when seeing such a flawless woman. Shes intelligent, easy going and anyone can fall for her.

David: Jeeeezze, i cant stop tinking bout dis gurl. but i dunno why. Her names Tillie.

Matt: course man, shes a tillie they ave dat effect on every1.

Tillie by shankyublud June 23, 2010

decency timeline 

The amount of time knowing or dating someone after which it is considered "decent" or appropriate to do certain things with said person.

Kissing someone on a first date would be considered within the decency timeline, where as banging someone on the first date may, by some, not be.

decency timeline by Anonymous August 4, 2003

tillielunch 

An insanely long lunch hour usually punctuated with much fun and frivolity. A side trip to a questionably interesting location is often included.

Man, Mark has been at lunch for 2 and a half hours!! I guess he decided to take a tillielunch.

tillielunch by someone who used to give a shit October 4, 2007