Avoid the Mall Day 

On the day after Thanksgiving (a.k.a. Black Friday) all shopping areas are total chaos. Rather than fighting insane crowds to save a few dollars, the smart people stay home and avoid the malls on that Friday.

I hate holiday shopping crowds, so I honor Avoid the Mall Day and do my shopping on-line.

Avoid the Mall Day by Charles_U_Farley November 27, 2010

Griggy in the mall 

Racing home to your private bathroom to have an bowl busting explosive bowel movement, while passing numerous public bathrooms along the way.

Jason raced twenty mile home from work because he was all Griggy in the mall after eating ten sliders.

Griggy in the mall by January 2012 January 16, 2012

middle of the mall

Ordinary at best. Something that may seem cool initially, but in reality will not last in the long run. Just like a product you might buy at a kiosk in the middle of the mall

"Yo Terry! Check out my new kicks."
"Ha Boi, nobody like yo middle of the mall ass sketchers."

middle of the mall by Swag Captain 12 June 11, 2016

National Suck That 5'5 guys dick at the mall day 

Suck that one 5'5 guy who you brought to the mall dick

"Bro its National Suck That 5'5 guys dick at the mall day and I'm 5'5 at the mall!"

violently gargles on his dick

National Suck That 5'5 guys dick at the mall day by gayfigger November 20, 2022

going to the mall 

Extraordinarily pleasant butt sex

I am going to the mall with Stacy tomorrow night.

going to the mall by lobus March 28, 2009

Middle of the Mall

Referring to the cheap merchandise sold by vendors who rent temporary booths/carts in the center of the Mall.

Dude, don't try to impress me with that "Middle of the Mall" jewelry! Your skin already turning green!

Middle of the Mall by talk2me-JCH2 March 2, 2021

Easy Rider Salad The Mall 

A famous line by the group Happatai, who sung the world famous Yatta! song.

Nippon Q Q
DEMO!!
Ashtala Wonderful!!
EASY RIDER SALAD THE MALL!!!!!

Easy Rider Salad The Mall by Cloud November 16, 2004