Texting Buddies
Texting Buddies by ticktac January 14, 2010
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You're tearing me apart, Lisa
An expression used to indicate that someone is making a big deal out of nothing. Stolen from a line of dialogue in a bad movie, Tommy Wiseau's "The Room".
Megan: So, Will. We need to talk. It may not be important to you, but the cap on a toothpaste tube should have a tight seal. If it does not, then bacteria can manifest itself in the paste, not to mention the cap coming off and squirting toothpaste onto my clothes.
Will: (holding his head in his hands and screaming) You're tearing me apart, Lisa!
Megan: Who's Lisa?
Will: (holding his head in his hands and screaming) You're tearing me apart, Lisa!
Megan: Who's Lisa?
You're tearing me apart, Lisa by ChuckChaser69 June 22, 2009
teaming
teaming by stockman09 July 10, 2007
Teasing
When your girlfriend wants to turn you on, but keeps doing it until it lasts like a whole 2 hours. ...Love Ale
Teasing by AleTheSauceBossSSandro September 27, 2017
Type Teasing
To be notified by an instant messaging system that the other user is typing, but never receive an actual message.
When using instant messaging the program will notify you that the other person is typing. Type teasing is when you see this notification but do not receive an actual instant message.
Type Teasing by That's Mr Smooth To You October 23, 2009
Forever Texting
Verb.
1. Lengthy text conversations lasting hours, days or weeks. These text exchanges are continuous and fluid with no clear beginning or end, and tend to be time consuming. These messages can be pleasant or unpleasant, however are typically with someone whom you currently have romantic attachment to, or would like to see romantic attachment in the future.
1. Lengthy text conversations lasting hours, days or weeks. These text exchanges are continuous and fluid with no clear beginning or end, and tend to be time consuming. These messages can be pleasant or unpleasant, however are typically with someone whom you currently have romantic attachment to, or would like to see romantic attachment in the future.
I should really focus on my studying, but my girl is really into forever texting and I can't get anything done. I do it because I love her!
This guy won't ask me out: all he wants to do is forever text! Let's go on a freaking date already! This is such a time suck!
I was in a forever group text with my best friends so no one went to bed until 3A.M.!
My boyfriend loves to forever text because he's working at a computer all day, but I can't really do it because I'm in social service.
This guy won't ask me out: all he wants to do is forever text! Let's go on a freaking date already! This is such a time suck!
I was in a forever group text with my best friends so no one went to bed until 3A.M.!
My boyfriend loves to forever text because he's working at a computer all day, but I can't really do it because I'm in social service.
Forever Texting by Grammar Cracker May 15, 2015
Wiener texting
The act of sending a text message by strategically flopping your chode upon the cold surface of your phone's touchscreen keyboard, then proceeding to flop it upon the 'send' key.
Person one: Bro, why the hell did you send me a bunch of random letters?
Person two: HOW DARE YOU! I was wiener texting you.
Person one: I consider it a distinct honor.
Person two: HOW DARE YOU! I was wiener texting you.
Person one: I consider it a distinct honor.
Wiener texting by dsman444 May 15, 2016