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Swizzle Stick 

Urethral probe used for STD testing
The doctors thought the drip I had was chlamydia so they stuck the swizzle stick up my pee hole to find out

swizzle stick 

A person that starts a discussion on a volatile topic such as politics or religion, and then withdraws from the conversation. The phrase comes from using a swizzle stick to stir a drink and then pulling it out.
Hahaha. That Joe was such a swizzle stick today. He walked into the break room and asked us what we thought about the election and then walked out.
swizzle stick by ebaconjr February 25, 2009

Swizzle Stick 

A stick used for mixing, stirring, or blending.
I shoved my Swizzle Stick in her ass, and mixed that shit up!
Swizzle Stick by dirtyd45678 July 2, 2016

Chicago Swizzle Stick

The act of shoving a twizzler up ones rectum for pleasure
Did you hear what Jen did to herself last night? I heard she gave herself a CHICAGO SWIZZLE STICK!

Shizzle stick 

Mixing a drink with the finger that has just been up your own or someone else's butthole
Don't worry about yo drank. I gave a a swish wit my shizzle stick
Shizzle stick by Mikball May 10, 2014

swuzzle stick

1. male equivalent of a swizzle stick. 2. much more feminine that a metro-sexual, yet still claiming to be hetero-sexual. 3. a man who is obsessed with all aspects of his physical appearance to the point it is absolutely ridiculous.

They are most commonly seen in California and New York. Regardless of they admit it or not, they enjoy plastic surgery and anything that requires altering their looks for the "better". Some even go as far as to use cosmetics.
Brett is such a swuzzle stick. Can you believe he uses that mail order cosmetic crap? Of course, his long curly hair and perfectly manicured nails don't help. I am not sure if he is straight or not. He sure acts awfully girly to me.
swuzzle stick by Maisie M. December 21, 2006