Substitute Friend 

A friend you kind of know, enough to be besties with them when your real best friend is absent from school or can't go to a party. Someone who usually isn't your first choice, but is nice enough for you to be temporary friends with them until you find your real friend(s). But afterward, you will probably never talk to them again.

Sarah: Are you going to Marcia's party since you guys were hanging out during chemistry class?
Jill: No. She was just my Substitute Friend.

Substitute Friend by Kona Kon Tiki December 20, 2010

substitute albino love 

The action of grabbing a handful of snow and making love to it in order to get the feeling of being with an albino women.

me and my dad were having a snowball fight when suddenly the snow hit my crotch and i felt the beautiful sensation of substitute albino love.

substitute albino love by altairalex February 4, 2015

Substitute arms 

the flabby, wing-like flaps on the bottom part of a woman's upper arms; that every time they wave or write on the board the skin flaps in the air. (most commonly seen in the education field)

Mrs. Clark has HUGE substitute arms. Every time she writes out the Pythagorean theorem on the board , I'm scared they will knock me out in the back row!

Substitute arms by ivie03 April 6, 2017

substitute teachers 

1. Wannabe teachers who fill in when regular teachers are unavailable. During strikes, are called SCABs. Usually lost without lesson plans, and serve more as adult supervision than in teaching capacities. If they attempt to teach, they frequently contradict what the regular teacher has taught. Also known as subs.

2. Prostitutes hired for the purpose of teaching uninitiated kids about the birds and the bees by friends orredneck rents who can't figure out any better way to get the lesson across, or perhaps because they want to watch and learn a thing or three themselves.

That sub we had today was a real substitute teacher.

substitute teachers by FridgeRaider May 23, 2004

Substitute PE teacher

the single most easiest paying job ever

The substitute PE teacher just told everyone to run around or some shit for the whole period.

Substitute PE teacher by intrnashonalsuperstud June 5, 2009

substitute teachers 

the best kind of teacher to annoy the hell out of

You should've been there! We threw papers, pencils..all over the place. We asked stupid questions like "Why is the sky blue" and crawled all over the floor. The substitute teacher couldn't do shit about it! ~ (Dirge)

substitute teachers by Dirge February 13, 2005

substitute cheese 

Something that McDonald's puts on their hamburgers instead of real cheese. Is made out of palm oil and does not really has a flavor but melts very well and is very, very cheap.

Customer; "I would like a nice juicy McHamburger with Cheddar cheese"
Nutritionist; "Actually, that's not cheese. It's substitute cheese. It just looks like cheese"

substitute cheese by Ronald Mac Donald October 20, 2008