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Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole 

The longest ever metaphor for masturbation.

As seen in the upcoming film, the Dark Show
Rob: Why is there vaseline in your glove box?
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.
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up stinkhole cove 

A term often reserved for the act of anal intercourse. See also up the pumper
"Shit man, I thought that bitch was finally gonna let me take a cruise up stinkhole cove last night, but she screamed: 'Lordy Hank, I told you I don't take it up the pumper!'"
up stinkhole cove by Mark November 23, 2003

detroit stinkhole

when a guy is fucking a woman in the ass and he urinates in her ass.
I gave a detroit stinkhole to deb. Since Detroit sucks, its a stinkhole.
detroit stinkhole by cra October 2, 2006
A girl who bangs anyone and everyone and has a stinky smelling vagina

A girl that looks like a slut
"Look at that those girls over there, they look like a couple of stankmoles."

"Mate, she was a schtanker (ie stankmole)"

Guys asks girls, Guy - "what would you rather be girls, a stankmole or a pumpslut?" Girls - "Definitely a stankmole, pumpsluts sound cheap!"
Stankmole by Pumphay January 12, 2011

Shankhole 

When a makeshift stabbing tool is violently used to create a hole in someone’s flesh. The hole then acts as a sexual orifice, and is repeatedly penetrated by the penis of another participant - the blood from the hole acts as lube.
An adventurous alternative to prison anal intercourse
Gregory gave me so many shankholes last night that I think I need some serious stitches.
Shankhole by loverofshankholes January 23, 2019

Stinkable Molly Brown 

A smelly turd which floats in the crapper and is virtually unsinkable.
Having consumed many beers, Al thought that he would finally be able to "piss sink" the Stinkable Molly Brown that he had left floating in the crapper earlier that day, but to no avail.

After three flushes the Stinkable Molly Brown still stayed afloat.

Having tried in vain to sink the Stinkable Molly Brown, he was left no choice but to surgically remove it from the crapper with forsips.

stinktoe 

When one is lying stoned on the couch, and has a horny girlfriend who won't stop bugging them, the insertion of the middle three toes into the vagina while the big toe stimulates the clitoris and the small toe tickles the taint and anus often helps.
This is followed by the insertion of the big toe deep intoo her cameltoe to draw out the juices. Often followed by a root.
I wasn't in the mood to plunge, so I did stinktoe.
stinktoe by Googles November 28, 2004