blue squirel 

When A Cock Ring Is Too Tight And You Lose Circulation In Your Dick And It Turns Blue

That night sucked, it ended with a blue squirel.

blue squirel by Cris nic kevin February 21, 2017

dirty squirel 

its when you cum 3 times on a girl's back, then you dip your NUTS in the cum. After that you put your whole nut sack into the girl's vagina. Last but not least the girl sucks your nuts clean so she can taste the cum and her own juices.

You: Hey Jennifer, I'm bored can I give you a dirty squirel.

Jennifer: Sure why not!

dirty squirel by flyers21 July 11, 2007

dumpster squirel 

What female inmates call male inmates. Most likely because they're dirty and only trying to get a nut.

Oh god here comes another dumpster squirel!! Dont make eye contact.

dumpster squirel by Alwayzsmilin627 May 8, 2018

“Squirrel it away” 

To “squirrel it away” is the act of tucking your testicles into your Butthole before a fight begins to protect them.

“Squirrel it away”. The guy tried to kick me in the nuts but luckily I “squirrelled them away” before the fight began.

“Squirrel it away” by Tswizzles February 24, 2023

Two squirrels in a walnut tree 

A literal statement about two squirrels playfully climbing a walnut tree on a sunny Spring morning

Stuart was feeling "chirpy" as he watched two squirrels in a walnut tree from his bed. Because Susie's mind was typically in the gutter, she assumed this to be a euphemism for the contents of Stuart's underwear. If only she had double carpeted her bottom step!

Two squirrels in a walnut tree by Sharkey & Bubbles May 7, 2022

Baby night squirrel 

A high school girl who comes up and goes to bars under the assumption she is a college student.

This bar is full of baby night squirrels.

Baby night squirrel by B&B in the morning August 11, 2012

lovely bit of squirrel 

A phrase used to describe a nice piece of meat. It is used by Martin mainly in Friday night dinner.

*eats meat*

‘That’s a lovely bit of squirrel’

lovely bit of squirrel by Jim and Wilson May 6, 2020