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Stumping 

Stumping is a fun way to trip someone when they are running directly behind you. It can be used as a practical escape method or a as a hilarious prank.

Right as your pursuer is directly behind you, hit the brakes and crouch down, much like the fetal position. Not being able to dodge this new obstacle, the unfortunate pursuer, still running at full speed, runs into you with his legs and finds himself a whole load of bad luck usually in the form of flying, faceplanting, public humiliation, or other injuries.
Austin: Hey Brandon, why are you all scraped up?

Brandon: I was running behind John in P.E. when he stopped and crouched down out of nowhere. I flew right over him and crashed into the blacktop.

Austin: Haha! that's called stumping. He does that to everyone.
Stumping by SuperJunior!!!!!!!! October 2, 2012
Related Words

stumping 

Using the remaining stump of a amputated limb to have sex with someone.
John: Don't use that dildo...use my stump!

Heather: Oh I love you John....Give me a good stumping!!!
stumping by The Real Shwa November 24, 2010

Skumping 

having video sex(humping) while on skype.....skumping
Playing with your self on video chat(skype)
I heard my roommate Jane skumping with her boyfriend....I guess they miss each other so much......
Skumping by 40Forty March 26, 2011

spamping 

Repeatedly being pinged or tagged on platforms such as Twitter or Discord in a spammy manner.
My dude, can you please stop spamping me?

Gonna spamping this guy!
spamping by DoktorDinkel March 10, 2021
An obscure combination of the word sex and dumpling. It is commonly used when an individual is doing unspeakable thinks to bread like products
Eli quit sumping with your roll. People are staring.

slumping 

When a young male lowers his standards for casual sexual encounters. "Slut humping."
"I feel like there are no interesting girls here.... I think I'm going to end up slumping again for my birthday."
slumping by ogmarshall January 13, 2009