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A council following the October Revolution. You can also use "Soviet" as a racist insult towards Russians.
Dick: "Yo. That Russian girl bit my dick while giving me head, leaving a hammer and sickle on it!"

Johnson: "Well... Call that bitch a Soviet then. Considering few know how true Communism works."
Soviet by BeerChuggin'German January 31, 2009
(n.) A person who clings to the past, particularly a socialist who believes russia will rise again under a communist regimé.
You are such a soviet, get over it already, it happened 13 years ago.
soviet by Gumba Gumba May 19, 2004
A russian gay porn show involving soviet and another person
Soviet: Wow I love that jump into gay porn
Random Onlooker: mhm
Soviet: yes mhm
Soviet by Mooselflies June 10, 2009
any thing or thought that is very very distorted and disorganized.
"I swear these directions are soviet as fuck, I cant wrap my head around them and Im getting more and more lost."

"Lets pay that riff again, this time not so... soviet. I couldnt even hear what was going on."
soviet by Capn CocoCripsy November 3, 2008
I wanted to date the cute pharmacist, but the soviet owner called the cops on me
Soviet by Covert Rage November 3, 2021