smashy smash

to engage in vigorous sexually activity

John is soooooo cute! I wish we could smashy smash!
Did you see Sarah? I wanna smashy smash that!
If Gabe and I were a couple, we'd smashy smash all day long!
No one likes me, people wouldn't even smashy smash with me...

smashy smash by Jake Reker January 30, 2018

Smashy Barrels 

The act of smashing an object containing other smaller objects, in order to obtain the smaller objects inside. The object that is smashed is usually a barrel that is made of wood and banded with metal straps. This act is considered by most to be an evil deed. Thus, it may alter one's alignment.

This act is often associated with pillaging. See Pirate.

"Come on, let's smashy barrels?"

Smashy Barrels by Jack JB July 24, 2008

smashy face 

The facial expression displayed by someone, whether they realize they're doing it or not, after they've had sexual intercourse.

Jessica was showing some serious smashy face after she got home.

smashy face by KekMemes December 13, 2016

Smashy Mouth 

If you don't shut your mouth I'll smack ur mouth.

OMG. Did he just smashy Mouth her so hard her lips were bleeding

Smashy Mouth by anonymous March 29, 2023

Smashy-crashy 

Smashy-crachy is used by angry giants or in a play, and it means Smashy-smashhy just that the destruction isn't always terrible and you can say it just for fun.

PRACTICING PLAY

(JONE)- Smashy-crashy if dont give toast!!!

(LAYLA)-Oh, jone, you alredy brook ONE of my tables with this dumb play!!!

(TEACHER)- Cut! That was GREAT!!!

Smashy-crashy by Nalya April 17, 2022

Crashy Smashy Die Die Die 

A song written and sung by Foxxy Love and produced by Spanky ham from the animated series drawn together on Comedy Central. The Song is about the deaths of the 4 members of the Foxxy 5 which were run over by Foxxy and caused her to write a song about the event.

Foxxy: splattered cross the hood, bloody guts and pain! (squishy squishy, my oh my!)
Compound fracture, punctured lung, bashed in brains! (crashy smashy die die die!)
Crunchy cracky smacky wacky - all that's left
Is best friend puddin' topped with asphalt death...
Hey crashy smashy...
Crash and die! (crashy smashy my oh my!)
Crash and die! (crashy smashy die die die!)
Crash and die! (crashy smashy my oh my!)
Crash and die! (crashy smashy die die die!)

Crashy Smashy Die Die Die is written and sung by Foxxy Love and produced by Spank Ham

Crashy Smashy Die Die Die by jewproducer16 April 28, 2012

wet smashy 

To take an unbelievably long shower cause you were busy masturbating.

Ross took forever in the shower and left his boys in the kitchen waiting to drink beer with him cause he was going at it hard in the shower giving himself a mean wet smashy

wet smashy by X3697bo May 31, 2016