smashley 

a fucking bitch that everyone hates

smashley is a fucking bitch

smashley by midnight twinkle May 8, 2017

SmAshley 

SmAshley, a combination of the name Ashley combined with the word smash, is the first part of SmAshley Breaks DJ moniker given to him for the smashing Florida breakbeat DJ sets he would throw down in the early 00's up to this day during House parties, small shows in local Florida venues as well as on mixtapes given out and posted to sound cloud.

SmAshley Breaks tore the roof off of Firestone in Orlando last week when I went to a party there.

SmAshley by SmAshley Breaks May 2, 2019

Pulling a Smashley 

When someone gets a new job, and attends all the training but quits before the actual job starts. Usually occurs because that person is a stoner that cannot remember the code for a satsumi orange.

I ended up pulling a smashley the other day. I learned during my job training I would need to memorize the table numbers at the pizza joint. :(

Pulling a Smashley by davesnothereman April 23, 2010

smashlee 

an extremely drunk ashlee

person 1: did you see ashlee last night?
person 2: yeah she was totally smashed
person 3: she was totally smashlee

smashlee by smashlee1690 January 5, 2009

smasheyes 

Fairly varied in it's use, but essentially the act of being or getting horribly drinks/drunk in an extremely short period of time. Violence and nudity can ensue.

I got so smasheyes last night, I tried to get off with my mum.

Don't look over there at him, he's fucking smasheyes, he'll kick your fucking head in...

Let's throw caution to the wind and get smasheyes

Old Smasheyes is back!

Ahhhhh! I'm fucking SMASHEYES!

smasheyes by James Cridland November 22, 2006

Sashley 

A youtube animator famous for people trying to expose her for tracing other peoples art.

SASHLEY TRACED THIS PERSON I SWEAR!!!1!11111!!!!!!1!1!!!!!!

Sashley by Mercurytornado February 26, 2021

smashleyy 

a mythological female that can be found late at night roaming around xbox live. she's sexy and she'll pwn you causing major damage to your male ego but it's all good because playing with smashleyy is a privilege. but don't get too attached for she'll vanish like houdini, never to be played with again (unless you stalk her).

Dude, I was playing with that smashleyy chick and then she just disappeared from the server.

Yo mang, smashleyy sounds super hott.

Smashleyy beasted our entire team last night in a death match.

smashleyy by delicious_ June 2, 2008