slobster butter 

The excess saliva that drips off the penis when recieving oral sex.

" I need to clean my sheets, they're soaked with slobster butter."

slobster butter by Fuck shit ass March 16, 2016

Red Slobster 

The act of rapidly masturbating, causing your shaft to turn red; then jizzing on your hand and lubricating your whole shaft with all the jizz, let it marinate in the jizz for awhile, then acquire your target, most likely an asian hooker, then slap her with your red slobster of justice. Be careful, a counter attack created by asian hookers has just been released, further information is not known. Do not perform this attack on black people of any kind.

Ex.1

50 Year old pedophile used Red Slobster attack!
8 Year old asian boy used barrier shield!
The barrier shield failed!
Red Slobster is super effective!
8 year old asian boy fainted!
50 year old pedophile wins!

Ex. 2

Abusive Black Man: Eh, Nigga did you just red slobsta mah lil' mama? Please tell me it was legit!

Random: Nah Dawg, dat aint me.

Abusive Black Man: Ah, okay nigga peace.

Red Slobster by Slice Of Russia July 29, 2009

Red Slobster 

A red-faced drunkard. One who is sloppy. Who's actions can't be controlled nor remembered.

Jeff is the Red Slobster tonight.

Red Slobster by Bigzezee April 21, 2011

Slopster 

A person who drinks Red Passion Alize and then proceeds to hook-up with whatever has at least two legs and two breasts. On second thought, anything that moves.

"Look at that long haired grease ball being a slopster with that girl, wait a minute, is that a man/monster???"

Slopster by Ichi the Killer March 27, 2004

Sobsterbate 

To masturbate while wallowing in self-pity.
To masturbate while crying.

Can't get ahold of Mike? His girlfriend just dumped him, I'll bet he's home sobsterbating.

Sobsterbate by Annie July 1, 2005

Sobsterbaiting 

The rare occurrence when while buffing the banana, you’re suddenly overcome with emotions that you begin to cry.

Tim! Stop sobsterbaiting about the chick that ghosted you; SHE HAS BRACES!

Sobsterbaiting by The Bearded Fatness August 12, 2019

Slopster 

A Slopster is a disgusting creature or group of creatures usually found at bars trying to look hot. They could be overweight, hairy, covered in acne, or just plain ugly.

Damn I was so drunk last night I brought home a slopster.

Slopster by Slopsters.com August 9, 2009