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Floppy Skeeter

When the flaccid penis of a male is inserted inside of a bitch's mouth simultaneously as the balls. The male then sees how long he can keep himself flaccid or keep himself from "skeeting".
Hayden: "Hey bitch, give me a floppy skeeter."

Emily: "How do you expect me to fit your shaft and balls in my mouth at once?!"

Hayden: "Fine. You suck at Blowj's anyway!"

Early Skeeter 

1. A Premature Ejaculator

2. A Boy who develops early, thus intern is able to skeet earlier. The maximum age for an early skeeter is arguable. Some say the maximum age is 12, others 14. Skeet Magee (the most famous skeeter of all time) is a classic example of an Early Skeeter. Skeet Magee was able to skeet at age 12, though some say that he was born with the ability to skeet, making him the earliest skeeter of all time by at least 10 years.
Bob: "My son Timmy succesfully masturbated today!!!"
Jones: "Dude, 1st of all thats nasty"
Bob: "Come on man, hes only 12 years old!!"
Jones: "Damn...thats incredible I forgot he was that young"
Bob: "Yup my Timmy is an Early Skeeter "
Jones: "Your sons a regular F****** Skeet Magee!"
Bob: "Well I didnt say all that, I mean Skeet Magee is a F****** legend man, my son is a pansy"

skeetering 

(adj) skee-ter-ing, skee-ter-ed; To proclaim great falsehoods, the act of assuming the character or appearance of, especially if fraudulently.
Man, this guy Fred Bornes is skeetering the hell out of us!
skeetering by Kevindoh April 6, 2007

Uncle Skeeter 

An Uncle Skeeter is one who skeets while at someone else's house. Looked down upon as strange by many people, but most "Uncle Skeeter"s just enjoy masturbating in a place away from home, it brings more pleasure for them.
-Damn, I just found out that Sasman jerked-off at my house yesterday

-Dude, I knew he's an Uncle Skeeter!!!
Uncle Skeeter by I M A Dogg October 20, 2005

skeetress 

A modern day misstress. A woman enjoys getting skeeted on. Not your girlfriend but a girl who you can wield whenever you want.
"Hey I think that chick likes you Rox." "Yeah I dont think I wana date her but I'd defintly make her my skeetress"
skeetress by Bone Sabre January 14, 2008

Reeta Skeeter 

Can be used to refer to any false news flooder.
It's a character from Harry Potter.
1. He is spreading this rumor, he must be a Reeta Skeeter.
2. She is not Reeta, she's a Reeta Skeeter!!
Reeta Skeeter by s4nju1 September 15, 2011