one sided love 

the horrible and horrifying feeling of falling in love alone. loving that boy/girl without the satisfaction of receiving their love in return. this experience happens a lot in high school and is often something you wish never happened.

girl: i know we have been friends for a really long time but i really really like you.
boy: listen i like you as a friend and thats it.
girl: but i love you
boy:im sorry it's just one sided love

one sided love by justanactress May 27, 2009

Sueda 

A female Turkish name which is always spoken wrong.

Girls called Sueda are the most beautiful human beings with the most beautiful lips ever. Their lips are so big, Kylie Jenners look small compared to them.
Suedas hate it when someone is calling them süeda, süheda, şüheda and so on.

By the way: if you know a sueda you are lucky bc sueda is the best thing that could happen to you

Sueda: hey

Me: *looks at her lips*
Sueda: how are you?
Me: *still looks at her lips*
Sueda: are you okay
Me:*lips*

Sueda by Turkeylove123 January 6, 2017

dork sided

"Dark sided" as pronounce by the screaming Christian psychopath from trading spouses.

(at the loudest projectible voice) You are all dork sided!!!!! Un-whole-eee!! Garghouls, tarrot-curds, dorkness, dork-sided-ed-nesssss!!!! Get the **** outta my goddam house in the name of Jesus Christ!! amen ...

dork sided by wmike145 November 18, 2005

Legal-Sized TV

The size of the TV required to be able to read the legal print at the end of a commercials for pharmaceuticals, car dealerships, or infomercials.

When Robert finally got a Legal-Sized TV he realized that the medication that he was taking was the reason for his impotence, excessive sweating, and heart palpitations.

Legal-Sized TV by Pointer of the Obvious November 5, 2008

One Sided Love 

Basically when you love someone so much and they have no idea and they don't love you back. It sucks a lot.

Linda: "hey do you like Dylan?"
Ariana: "Yeah but it's one sided love"
Linda: "Oh sorry that sucks"

One Sided Love by anon_ymous123 December 29, 2013

industrial sized bag of douche 

adjective

1. a very large douche bag (bag of douche), hence "industrial"

2. Someone who is an idiot, or really lame.

3. Used as a diss

my brother is such an industrial sized bag of douche

industrial sized bag of douche by xenu! May 22, 2008

dinner plate sized asshole 

Dinner plates are most commonly 10 inches in diameter. This size isn't ideal since, the average asshole can stretch to 7 inches only, therefore, that plate is never coming out of your ass, unless you gaped it first

oh daddy gape me with your dinner plate after dinner
give me a dinner plate sized asshole

dinner plate sized asshole by cum.stain.stan April 25, 2022