Solid-Situp

A slang term for product that is relatively useless and/or easily replaceable and rediculously overpriced

I once bought a metal bar for $129.99 to do situps. Than I realized I could just use a sofa or purchase a similar product for $19.99. What a solid-situp

Person 1: Hey, I just bought a snuggie!
Person 2: Wow, that sounds like a solid-situp to me. Why wouldnt you just cut two holes in a blanket?

Solid-Situp by Utah 160k e'ry day December 7, 2009

Impossible Situp 

When someone (a male) is passed out on their back, you take off your pants and stand with one leg on either side of their torso, with your bare ass in the direction of their face. You then punch them in the groin with a degree of force, and they will sit up abruptly, getting a face full of your bare ass.

Fuck, Josh made me do an impossible situp last night and I swear, I can still taste his ass.

Impossible Situp by Cacophonous Mischief January 25, 2010

DD SITUP G 

Drop Dead (Spunk in the Underpants) Gorgeous

Ladies - in this transformational seminar costing only $180, if you successfully address all your demons you will become DD SITUP G to every man on the planet!

DD SITUP G by Mivoat September 5, 2011

Shtuppalotopuss 

(adj.) 1--A guy so notoriously horny that the crack of dawn isn't safe around him.

(noun) 2--A guy who manages to get far too much female attention, resulting in a largely disproportionate number of women having intercourse with him.

Don't ever invite Mike to your Perv Parties--he'll be trying all night to poke every woman there, that Shtuppalotopuss!

Shtuppalotopuss by Phuqit October 20, 2011

She’s a situation! 

An overly exuberant verbal ejaculation used when a pulchritudinous beauty unexpectedly presents herself wearing clothing that simultaneously reveals and conceals exactly what she is workin with.

This is seldom perceived as a complement by the woman; yet, it is an absolutely true representation of how she makes a thirsty man feel.

You just have to embrace the cultural paradox here.

Daaaaaaaaaaaayuuuuummmmm!!!! She is 100% natural woman; not a bit of plastic! She’s a situation!!!!!

She’s a situation! by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 21, 2022

an on going situation 

an on going situation — a masterful piece of urban understatement. To say that you have “an ongoing situation” is saying that the shit has hit the fan and there is neither an end to the shit in sight; nor, any sign of the fan failing to rotate.

The health department has to close the rid shack down until further notice. The vermin problem had become an on going situation.

an on going situation by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 23, 2023

Stupak 

A medical condition (subset of sepsis) resulting from unsafe - unnecessarily so - back alley abortions as a result of the "Stupak Amendment" to the 2009 Health Care Reform Bill.

Doctor: Unfortunately, while this would have been covered under private insurance carriers, public plans were barred from including women's health measures. I'm sorry, you'll have to see "Dr. Julio" in the alley behind 7-11.

(Three weeks later.)

Doctor: I believe you've developed Stupak, a form of sepsis, a severe illness in which the bloodstream is overwhelmed by bacteria.

Stupak by Moishe.Swift November 7, 2009