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sloppy shopping seconds 

When a person goes shopping with one person, then goes shopping immediately after with a third person but has no interest in buying or looking at anything because they were all shopped out from the first trip.
Stephen went shopping with his nasty ex girlfriend for five hours, and his friend Shane got his sloppy shopping seconds for about 45 minutes before he quit.

Shopping sPee 

The sudden urge to urinate WHILE shopping with a buddy or while trying to get the key into the locked door of your home when you return from shopping so you can pee.

The Shopping sPee is usually experienced by women of a "certain age" that have had one or more children and is similar to the Sneeze Pee and Laughter Dribble.

It is recommended that women who experience ANY of the above cross their legs immediately, stand completely still and wait for the sensation to pass before running immediately to pee on the toilet seat.
You get the groceries out of the car! I have to stand here for a minute...I feel a shopping spee coming on!
Shopping sPee by Exsalad January 4, 2010

costco shopping spree 

when you put so much junk in a girls trunk it takes her an hour to unload it.
"in relation to people buying bulk at the retail giant Costco"
"last night i performed the Costco shopping spree, now Amy can barely walk"
costco shopping spree by t dick October 19, 2006

Shopping Shart 

unexpected, extra wet leakage during gas expulsion while shopping
Did you see that stain on Chris's pants when he was walking out of the store? He must be shopping sharting again.

Shopping Shart 

When you're shopping in the store, your gut rumbles, and you can't find the bathroom.
I was at Gucci and they said the bathroom was only for employees, so I had a shopping shart right there at the checkout.
Shopping Shart by Crash Test Andy January 19, 2019

Shopping Season 

A time when sexual predators search for young women and men to pimp out. Usually in the months of October and November, girls and boys are drugged at parties and recorded doing sexual acts in order to be blackmailed.
Pimp 1: Aye playas where they hoes at?
Pimp 2: lets hit this party, it’s shopping season. I’m sure we’ll find some new hoes.
Shopping Season by Sleepwoke21 November 2, 2019