secure the bag

An expression use to describe the act of taking/obtaining advantage of the situation and keep something of value.

1. Play your cards right and secure the bag.
2. Be an intern and work full-time hours. That's how you secure the bag.
3. I cut him/her off but I secured the bag.
4. Friend 1: He/she said he/she wants to make it up to me.

Friend 2: There's your chance to secure the bag.

secure the bag by Luv Cookies July 4, 2017

sefure 

Short for "Sex friend"

Bob is only my sefure; we are not in a relationship.

sefure by Linrad November 30, 2013

Sextures 

the different textures of the genitalia

she feels the mushy hair, hard, soft, bumpy and smoothness of him and savors the sextures
Combining scent, taste, sight, tingly feeling with electricity

Sextures by JohnRose April 10, 2010

SECURE THE BAG

Secure The Bag - Simply Means Getting Money!

Yo we need to get this record deal and secure the bag before spending frivalis!

SECURE THE BAG by GAWDKING October 8, 2019

Sexretary

n. An attractive woman who is hired to assist an executive by taking messages, answering phones, sorting, filing and spreading her legs at least three times per week.

"Here's a good job listing: 'Secretary wanted. Good pay flexible hours office clothes optional."

"Hun, I think you're reading that wrong. 'SEXRETARY wanted. Good PLAY. Flexible WHORES. Office. Clothes optional.'"

"Meh, it's a job."

Sexretary by Dave Zucker March 11, 2009

Sexregation 

When boys and girls or men and women are split up and have to sit or interact with the same sex only.

The teacher uses sexregation to decide where to seat the students.

Sexregation by BOHNBOMB September 29, 2010

Funding secured. 

When you have no idea where you're gonna get the money.

Elon Musk, 8/7/2018: "Am considering taking Tesla private at $420. Funding secured." SEC opens investigation next day.

Me to my new girl: "Taking you to Hawaii this winter. Funding secured." Let's hope for a windfall...

Funding secured. by P Singer August 10, 2018