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Cinderella and Snow White Lesbian Sex Tape 

A videotape created by SkaneCo. The main plotline (considering there was one compressed into the hardcore "Carptet-Munching Action") focused around the love affair of Cinderella and Snow White. Here is a box reading of the tape:
"After the marriage, Cinderella was feeling incredibly neglected by Pince Charming. And Snow White had trouble with the dwarves after her love broke up. When they met on a sunny day in the meadow they knew they had to have eachother, resulting in a sensual exoplosion."
The video contains acts illegal in some states. The video was never released on DVD due to (in the testing process) the DVD was covered in semen, and hence, unusable.
"Cinderella and Snow White Lesbian Sex Tape had me utterly stunned", shouted a crack-addicted hobo.
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Sarges Sex Tape 

Sex tapes from a man who explains fairy tales in 2 minutes or less (also explains the sex videos to completion).
Other useful explanations include the following

It's a short one this week

Greasy meat resembling a bear

Unusual downpour

How we get chapped
I'll make it through Sarges Sex Tape if God doesnt smite us with a rain of used condoms
Sarges Sex Tape by A Minnesotan January 3, 2019

This is my sex tape 

Used when family and friends keep bringing up an embarrassing picture or video from your past.
Ughh...let that shit die already! This is my sex tape.

Tape Sex 

Tape sex is one of the many ways humans have developed to enact sexual intercourse with another person, in this case through the use of a adhesive substance such as tape, to reproduce offspring or to simply arouse emotional and physical responses from their partner
My boyfriend likes having tape sex with animal carcasses
Tape Sex by cummingexpert June 14, 2011

duct tape for sex 

Men or women( Stereotypically men)would use duct tape to tape the (stereotypically woman) to the bed or sofa then have sex with (her) or rape (her) using the tape as Restraints.
Chad:dude I saw Jenny had tape on her arms and legs!
Carston: you don't think her boyfriend taped her while he banged her do you?
Chad: i don't know maybe.
Carston:she so got duct tape for sex
duct tape for sex by She's my pookie November 26, 2023

Great Sex Tapes 

An imaginary band out of Stockholm, Sweden. They play fusions of polka, elevator music, and techno. Often mistaken for Ron Sexsmith, although mostly only by Mike Butt.
Person 1: Great Sex Tapes is better than actual great sex tapes!

Person 2: Are you kidding?! They don't even exist!

Mike: Ron Sexsmith?

sextape celebrity 

Anyone who becomes famous through an "accidental" spread of their private sex tape.
"Man, she doesn't deserve her fame. She's just a sextape celebrity."
See Kim Kardashian.
sextape celebrity by Tonimiko October 6, 2013