slurring your text 

when you're so drunk that you're texts are unreadable

(310) heryls so imsd gaonna bea tah the apartty tognlaoit!!!!
(510) chris, u gotta stop slurring your texts.

slurring your text by extra_pickly_pickles January 30, 2010

Scurryfunge 

A hasty tidying of the house between the time you see a neighbor and the time he/she knocks on the door.

-John Gould's Maine Lingo: Boiled Owls, Billdads, and Wazzats, 1975

My hectic scurryfunge was the result of a missed call from Bob saying he'd come over.

Scurryfunge by Hells Angel 69 June 1, 2009

Scrying 

When someone is upset, sad or mad and is shouting and crying at the same time.

Guy 1: Did you see Erika today.
Guy 2: No why what happened to her?
Guy 1: She was scrying.

Scrying by Definitianator November 13, 2011

snurring 

a feline action; snoring and purring at the same time

My cat was always snurring when she slept

snurring by JSweit8573 February 21, 2010

slurring 

"to pronounce (a syllable, word, etc.) incorrectly by combining, reducing, or omitting sounds, as in hurried or careless utterance."

basically, you're drunk as fuck and you mess up your speech, playa.

me: i can't get too drunk, i'm cathy-lock...i'll go to hell!!
michelle: take the brandy away from her, she's slurring.

incorrect: cathy-lock
correct: Catholic

slurring by Brittnasty The Mad MC December 9, 2006

Scarring 

Throwing your brother off a cliff while you proclaim to him "Long live the king"

Pumba: "Did you hear about that scarring in the canyon last week?"
Timon: "That must have really scarred Simba"

Scarring by HolySpaceCow September 30, 2016

Slurrting 

The act of flirting while intoxicated, complete with slurred speech, thus making it ineffective on the target, and unlikely to lead to sex. The only exception is when your target is equally drunk.

Andrew thought he was spitting good game, but he was really just slurrting, so of course he got rejected.

She was so drunk she made out with some guy who started slurrting with her.

Slurrting by B. Dilla the Beat Killa January 24, 2010