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My body took a screenshot 

All this means is. You get scared and you freeze for a second.

You see something scary and you freeze, when something scary happens fast and you freeze for a second until you react
oh my gawd, Bro my body took a screenshot, that bitch is scary. Danm

Screenshit 

(Typically of an nft although it can be of any image)
To screenshot incessantly and rapidly
“Here’s my nft don’t screenshot
“I’m gonna screenshit”
NOOOOO YOU DONT OWN IT 😡😡😡😡”

Bonking Screens 

What TV heads do instead of kissing
TV 1: hey b did you hear that Charles was bonking screens with Jenny
TV 2: ah shit Charles is a hoe
Bonking Screens by Burnt Lime September 17, 2017

Screenshots or it didn't happen 

This term is usually associated with online games. The term is used in the event a player describes a situation in which the outcome was unbelievable, unlikely, or amazing. Player(A) then describes the event to his friend, player(B), who was not there to witness the event, which to him sounds unbelievable. In which case, player(B)in disbelief says, "Screenshots or it didn't happen."
Player(A): LOLWTFOMG!11!!cos(0)1!!!! HAHAHAHAH, I just one shotted a paladin through his nub shield.

Player(B): Screenshots or it didn't happen!

Player(A): HAHAHLOLOMGWTF!!1!!!cos(0)!1!! I just shot my tube from The Hotel across the map and killed player(C) at the Gatehouse on Karkand in BF2 without knowing where he was.

Player(B): Screenshots or it didn't happen!

Player(A): Here you go, lol pwnd.

Player(C): NO WAI!!

screening 

is the act of seeing someone's name (someone is calling you) on your cellephone screen and deciding not to answer for whatever reason.
are you guys screening my calls? i tried to reach you a couple of times but nobody answered
screening by chagra April 28, 2015

screenshat

Past tense of screenshot; commonly misused as screenshotted.
I found the funniest picture today so I screenshat it for you!
screenshat by KickasstanedaP June 2, 2014