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schmoozing 

The pointless evening pursuit of kissing important butts to better ones employment prospects.

Networking, not for the purpose of work, but for the purpose of being seen by people you think are more important than yourself (but who are in fact schmoozing themselves through fear of being dropped by some important clique).
"Instead of having an orgy and enjoying it, you must come to the boring project dinner and do some schmoozing with Mr X and Mr Y as it's important they know who you are"
schmoozing by Dr R Swank January 27, 2009

Schmundingle 

When you are having sex with a calculus problem, and you need to rearrange a bunch of dogshit.
How did you do question five?
I Schmundingled the shit out of it.
Schmundingle by WaltWaltWalt February 4, 2022

Fick dich weg, du schmutzige schwule! 

Means in German: Fuck off you dirty faggot!
Hallo wie gehts mein freund?

and you say: Fick dich weg, du schmutzige schwule!

schulzing 

A form of entertainment where the more experienced drinker takes a novice out to get them shitty drunk by buying them every drink the bartender can imagine. Commonly followed by calling the novice very early the next day to "see how their doin'" and deternmine if they were successfully schulzed.
We're taking the new girl in accounting out for a schulzing tonight, wanna go?

Joe Schultzing 

1) When you lead a girl on but for whatever reason, good or bad, completely cut off all communication with that girl.

2) Not answering in the group chat until 10-15 minutes before the plans are about to happen.
1) Yo im not into Bianca anymore i think im gonna pull a Joe Schultz.
2) Dude you gotta stop being a Joe Schultzing in the gc man.
Joe Schultzing by Makeouthill April 20, 2017

Schultzing 

Titty fucking a fat bald man and ejaculating on his bald spot.
Art couldn't wait to try schultzing Justin after seeing Fat GAY Fuckers 37.
Schultzing by forging ahead March 29, 2017