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schloop schloop ping a pang bong

To play a vigorous game of monopoly.
"Hey, want to come to my place later and schloop schloop ping a pang bong?"
*gets slapped in the face*
"I guess she doesn't like monopoly."
The noise in which a penis makes while exiting the pants/underpants which keep it confined. The noise is audible if and only if the person possesses a penis with proper length and girth to cause said noise. The noise is usually accompanied by a loud bang as the male appendage hits and most likely breaks whatever is in front of it.

A schoomp may also be used to exit awkward situations.
Girl: Hey big boy, want to have fun tonight?
Guy: yes i would enjoy that.
Girl: show me what you're working with.
Guy: *schoomp*
Girl: Ow you broke my jaw!

mom: Son, i found this bag of pot in your room.
son: *schoomp*
Schoomp by Lord Goddard May 1, 2013

Schlampe 

"Bist du eine Schlampe?" "JA!"
Schlampe by Melody April 25, 2004

Schloppy 

(N, ADJ, V)- A universal term that is properly pronounced in a high pitched nasally voice. It can be used as a greeting and is generally applicable in most settings. It is commonly implemented when individuals try to cheat, steal, or are overly promiscuous. The term can also be used in substitutionary means of any rhyming equivalent (Alliteration is best): ie. "Stop, Schlopp, and Roll"
Origins: The term began as the name of a Super Smash Bros character that always lost every game in memeable fashion. Later in its history, the word soared in popularity in the town of Walnutport PA where it was used as a Snapchat caption over a selfie with the distortion filter.
Synonyms: Greasy, Slippery, Shady
"David is trying to schlopp those people into believing pierogies are not commonly served in restaurants."
"I accidentally schlopped Keelea with her 15lb weighted blanket last night."
"Did you know the Algonquins are the ancient ancestors to schloppy."
"Doris is significantly schloppier than Theresa in every conceivable way."
"Austin Grey II: Schlopping down the Slopes is my favorite movie."

Schlopped 

To be extremely intoxicated on an intoxicant. (Such as the mixture of alcohol and marijuana together.)
" Yo man I was so schlopped last night I could barely walk."
Schlopped by googoobear October 12, 2008

Schlumpadumpf 

Schlumpadumpf - noun - the state your boy is in when he’s wasted as fuck and laying on the floor and making absolutely no sense. May also be used to refer to the individual himself.
“Yo what’s the move fam ”
“I’m schlumpadumpf”