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shlitring 

When your anus is loose and leaks anal juices down your legs. Mainly feces or bloody diarrhea. You should not leave the toilet during this time, otherwise it will result in mass critisizm and stench throughout your life.
Excuse me teacher, I have shlitring today. May I be excused for many hours.
shlitring by Leynic March 6, 2008

Schultzing 

v. To check out one's own reflection in all reflective surfaces, including mirrors, office and/or store front windows.

n. Irresistible compulsion to check out one's own reflection in all reflective surfaces.
Franklin wouldn't have tripped and fallen on his face if he wasn't schultzing in that car's window.
Schultzing by R.Dubs March 5, 2010

Schnitzig 

The unfortunate act of sneezing so hard that a bit of poo comes out. and in this moment you place your hand over your mouth in an over exaggerated polite fashion, whilst the other hand politely taps the bum...`Ooh Schnitzig!´ you exclaim!
The moment you sneezed: you place your hand over your mouth in an over exaggerated polite fashion, whilst the other hand politely taps the bum...`Ooh Schnitzig!´ you exclaim!
Schnitzig by Bethanias May 16, 2013

schultzing 

to emotionly and intellectually detach from a hated nothing job.
sargent schultz in hogans heros . to see,hear,and know nothing to stay out of trouble,and avoid the russian front. recognising that the reason the old timers at work are bitter is because the gave the company their all and got screwed .and avoiding their fate. knowing that you owe the company what the company owes you nothing. how do you keep from going postal at mcjobs? im schultzing it babby im schultzing it.
schultzing by bmut November 25, 2007

schnitzengruben 

code for sex
15 is my limit on schnitzengruben
schnitzengruben by anonymous May 29, 2021

Schitzing 

When one acts in a rageful, unpredictable manner.
Friend 1: 'Did you see his face, he was furious!'

Friend 2: 'Yeah, that motherfucker was schitzing out!'
Schitzing by Angela83 April 19, 2009