Sargasm

A sarcastic orgasm, the term was originally coined by Panic! at The Disco's Lead Vocalist Brendon Boyd Urie.

Sargasm: "Oooooh you feeel so goood?"

Sargasm by roaring17s February 13, 2019

sargasm

Deriving far too much satisfaction from glibly berating another with sarcasm.

"Oh, thanks a lot for drinking my last beer! No, it's my fault... if I wanted it for myself, I shouldn't have put it in the fridge!"
"Dude, don't have a sargasm."

sargasm by Ben Frey May 26, 2006

Sarging 

Verb; to Sarge.
The act of engaging conversational rapport with a complete stranger.
Though tied to the seduction community as the official name for being "on the hunt," the term also applies in business and interpersonal relations, as the act of appearing as a socially versatile and competent person.

Credit to Ross Jeffries, who claims to have named the act after his cat.

in seduction:
"My wingman and I went sarging last night at club X."

other:
"The goal in business is to sarge your coworkers as soon as you start working there. It's a quick way to appear competant!"

Sarging by Shertz August 24, 2006

Sargam 

Sargam is one of the nicest, most gorgeous, and crazy people you will ever know. When she walks into a room, it is like the whole world stops and she is just so amazing. Honestly, you cannot live without Sargam. Not only is she very athletic, but she is AMAZING at the arts. She says she isn’t good at things, but when you actually see her do them you have to take a moment to actually make sure it is real. Sargam is just a perfect, wonderful best friend and you would be so lucky to call her yours. Oh, and she is so crazy! She is the perfect person to goof around with and just have a good time. Sargam has so much energy, but every ounce of it is used for good. You really just can explain in words how amazing and perfect Sargam is at everything.

Person one; “Oh my goodness did you see Sargam the other day?”
Person two; “Yeah man, she was just good at everything.”
Person one; “I wish I was her best friend. She just lights up every room she walks into.”

Sargam by mhmm,its_me_alright April 22, 2020

sargeant lumpington

a guy who is really cool

that gangster looks like sargeant lumpington

sargeant lumpington by j-rob mad fresh April 10, 2010

Sarge 

Sarge - shortened of Sargent but means wanker.
There are two sarges in the military
massage and sausage, and if you massage the sausage, you're a wanker.

Calling a Sargent a sarge means calling him a wanker.

Recruit: Hey Sarge
Sargent: don't call me a wanker now get downn and give me 20 you twat

Sarge by ElonMusk607 September 10, 2018

Sarge 

someone who excessively masturbates, to the point of genital damage

That balding geochemist in the lab across the bridge is a major Sarge

Sarge by DrSkeletor September 25, 2010