used-food relocation centre 

The arse.

Serina's husband left for work, so she lay on the bed and shoved her digit in and out of her used-food relocation centre.

used-food relocation centre by Zonal K October 1, 2019

electric relaxation  

1.chillin/vibin; at peace in the moment.

2.calming your nerves by sex.

1.teresa: omg! that dumb broad of a teacher needz to chill out with ha' yappin

Akira: Nah girl you needz ta chill out; find some electric relaxation

2.Boy: Yo' ma what you tryna get into tonight?

Girl: Shyt im chillin kinda tense.Tryna find some electric relaxation

electric relaxation by fdhhfvm April 7, 2009

Anal relocation 

A surgical procedure in which the rectum and anus are moved to a more convenient location.

Tim always carried around breath mints to hide his shit breath. After all, you can't maintain a relationship if your g/f tastes poop on your lips every time you kiss. Tim should have waited a few years for that anal relocation.

Anal relocation by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004

systematic relocation of the underlings

The process by which Overlords relocate underlings to differet locations in an organized fashion

The slave trade was a systematic relocation of the underlings

systematic relocation of the underlings by Arturus Rex September 5, 2003

Mafia Relocation Program

Taking an undesireable person and forcing them into the trunk of a car then driving them far into the countryside and leaving them naked and beaten on the roadside.

"I cought the asshole that my girlfriend cheated on me with and put him into a Mafia Relocation Program."

Mafia Relocation Program by Nolan Smart December 12, 2005

relaxation assistant 

One (usually a female) who will massage your cock for a given amount of money, or cocaine.

Jim is lonely this evening, so hes going to buy a relaxation assistant to easy is lonlyness

relaxation assistant by horny lepard March 29, 2010

richard relocation

A fancy British way of saying Dick Move

"Why James, I do believe that was a Richard relocation!"
"You fink so mate? How 'bout ya come get som ya wanker!"

richard relocation by SurrealArt August 11, 2016