Quandart 

A "Quandart" is a very controversial weapon used to disable persons involved in sensual relationship with their grandma. In most countries the legality of a Quandart attack, depends on whether or not the relationship was further sensualized by the trials and tribulations of life in post 9/11 Sweden.

If a friend came back from post 9/11 sweden and started getting all sensual with his grandma, I would grab my Quandart and pop his ass!!

Quandart by Sir Wack-Alot September 29, 2008

Quondering 

the art of successfully roaming the hallways at work rather than doing any real work.

Ray was quondering so much today that he got nothing accomplished.

Quondering by Mr Hottness August 5, 2011

quande

(n) Derived from a mistake when a pot-smoking barista attempted to craft and hand off a Starbucks "quad grande cappuccino" and slurred his words (presumably because he was stoned as usual), calling the drink a "Quande," "Quande" refers to pot, weed, marijuana, Mary Jane.

It may also be used as a verb, i.e. "to quande" or a past participle adjective, i.e., "I got Quanded"

My texts made no sense because I was quanded when I sent them.

quande by DonnaMartinGraduates December 11, 2011

quandorf 

A fart eminating from one's penis.

That quandorf sure blew me off my feet.

quandorf by Poseidon February 1, 2004

Quender 

Kanan patil plays pokemon go

What is a Quender? Is it some kind of gay porn? I'm not gonna look it up.

Quender by Quender October 29, 2019

the twin river quandary 

When a male's urine stream divides into two widely separated streams and no amount of penile manipulation is able to direct both streams into the toilet bowl.The most frequent cause of this phenomenon is the piss slit becoming stuck together in the middle with smeg,chewing gum unejected,congealed jizz.

I stumbled into the bathroom,half asleep,began to urinate and notice both feet were getting wet.I was in the middle of the twin river quandary.

the twin river quandary by wolfbait51 May 15, 2011

quandrol 

someone who tries to act smart but makes themselves look like an idiot in the process

You make no sense. You're such a quandrol.

quandrol by earthscience4life June 23, 2009